Stirling Mortlock (74)
Sir, I can see Super Rugby sinking beneath the waves. Getting kicked out was the best thing that happened for us.
"This is Mr Pillock's entire grot download history since last week?
"These are the transcripts from that All Blacks hotel room we didn't bug.."
We produce a daily hard copy of the 'Where to now for Super Rugby?' thread. Note how the paper ream is circular.
"They literally say the exact same things every 20 pages for 800 pages"
"Look, these are my replaceable demon eyes! I put fresh ones in every day and one tin lasts me almost an entire month!"
"It's true then. The member named 'Cyclopath' can type out any combination of words in the English language and follow them with '...means something else in my game' and it still makes sense".
"Ma'am, that's not what we meant by "On the ground and spread 'em""