Richie McCaw's Web Blog

[Dismal Pillock]

Richie McCaw's Web Blog
Hi fellas.

Richie here.

Bored as shit here on my latest sabbatical so I took all the money the NZRFU gave me and blew the whole lot on a $675,000 Nikon camera.
I now consider myself a serious photographer with a potential disposition towards Art.
Feel free to take notes from this, my photographic & informational blog, in order to improve the quality of your own photographical work.

I used an exposure
of 0.0308662 and an
aperture of 6.2881
for this shot.

The brown material in the
foreground represents "earth".

There are 3 elements in this
photograph: light, colour and
jungle.

The vivid splash of orange is
the centrepiece of this work.

The motor vehicles represent
the Progress of Man lost in a
non-urban setting.

Surprisingly, this shot is actually
symbolic of the female vagina.

I waited 3 days for the sky
to adopt this hue.
Time and money well spent.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

If the title of the Shute Shield Thread can morph into the Magners Shute Shield Thread, then the morphers need to get "Sir" and "GOAT" into the title of this one.

 

[Muttonbird]

He's good. Would like to see this new camera of his.

 

[Braveheart81]

Not one of your best Dismal Pillock.

I expect a lot now!

 

[Scoey]

I thought it was up there BH!

 

[cyclopath]

Does he need another sabbatical payment to afford a zoom lens so we can see these masterpieces better?

 

[Braveheart81]

Does he need another sabbatical payment to afford a zoom lens so we can see these masterpieces better?

I assumed the postage stamp sized images were part of the shtick.

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[Scoey]

Richie is clearly just into macro photography.


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[Dismal Pillock]

Richie Mccaw's Web Blog

Gidday fellas.

Richie here again.

Time to update my photographic web blog with a hand-selected array of some of my best work.

Post-modern deconstructionism.

Any bear could just walk to the end of that silly fence and then walk around the end of it.

No idea here.

Could be a bear trap with the ladder there for when the bears want to do sunbathing, get them on the roof up there and then BAM!

I wanted to take a close-up photo of the tree in the distance but couldn't be bothered walking any closer.

I used a ruler and a marker pen to draw that black frame by myself.

That DICK wandered into the frame and RUINED the balance of the picture.

FUCK HIM.

I think this might be where the Navy Seals finally found
Asama bin Laden? Somewhere near Christchurch anyway.

Could well be the remains of bin Laden's old underground tunnel network?

No tunnels above ground.
(Tunnels are generally underground structures).

 

[Muttonbird]

Must say I'm not enjoying this now. I feel like dismal prick is belittling the photography profession. Why would he do that? Typical ex TSF stuff. New Zealand is like that now.

 

[cyclopath]

Nah, he isn't.
It's just funny.

 

[Muttonbird]

Oh, I must have missed the bit where it's funny.

Anyway, the term is Web Log (Blog), not Web Blog. Jaysus!

 

[cyclopath]

Well, others seem to think it's funny.
I'm pretty sure the author is aware of Web Log = Blog, given the nature of, and grammar used in, other posts.
Anyway, if it irks you, just don't read it.

 

[Lindommer]

Muttonbird, me old mucker, lighten up.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Richie Mccaw's Web Blog

Gidday fellas.

Richie here again.

The strangest bloody thing happened today.

Unbelievable really.

I received an actual letter in a bottle!

Like in the movies!

In this day and age!

An actual letter inside an actual bottle!

Anyway, here's what it said:

Hi Richie.

It's Byron Kelleher here. Remember me?

How's things?

I'm not doing too well.

I look like this now:

I am settling in to my new life here on the Pitcairn Islands.

I actually only just recently bobbed ashore here.

The NZRFU dispatched me here at the conclusion of the Rugby World Cup.

The 2007 Rugby World Cup.

They sent me here in a barrel.

It was a ventilated barrel though.

It let some of the chunder seep out at times.

That was good.

I didnt know anything about the Pitcairn Islands before I got here.

I imagined it would look like this:

Actually, it looks more like this:

Um, the parishinor is saying I have to go now.

He has scheduled an appointment for me to appear at high noon in the town square to be arsefucked by a gaggle of inbred ebola arse monkeys.




More later.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Web Log

Richie here again.

During this, my most recent rugby sabbatical, I must confess, I have taken to kidnapping local infants.

To train them at rugby.

Just a little hobby I've picked up.

Today I tried to instruct one of them as to how to kick a rugby football.

Bloody hopeless.

Even the dog could do a better job than that.

I'm taking this little spazz back to the bus stop.

By the way, had a bit of strife on my daily jellybean run yesterday (the jellybeans are all for me, not for the bloody dwarves, they can go buy their own, I don't care either way)

Yes, I think you can see the problem just as well as I can:

Clear as the light of day:

"7! Hands off!"

I was wearing the wrong bloody sprigs!

Should have gone with the moldeds!

MORAN.

Oh well, I'll get it right tomorrow afternoon.

Righto.



- Ruchie.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

I was wondering when Ruchie was going to learn how to use the video capture capability on his expensive Nikon Camera.

 

[Muttonbird]

Not sure of many places where the word spazz is appropriate.

 

[ChargerWA]

Not sure of many places where the word spazz is appropriate.

HaHa, I'm sure that's your problem with the post. Keep fighting the good fight.

 

[Gagger]

HaHa, I'm sure that's your problem with the post. Keep fighting the good fight.

SOMEONE USED SPAZZ ON THE INTERNET!!!!