Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dear Web Log
Gidday fellers.
Richie here again.
What the hell???
I go to swipe into the NZ Rugby building but now suddenly my card doesnt work? Disaster! I'm locked out?? What is this shit, Shand? Did Deans take over and put you up to this?
I've sneaked in there every night in the offseason for the last 15 years to nick any stuff not nailed down. Donuts, computers, All Blacks merch, pencils, bogrolls, I even tried to run off with the flagpole outside but that bloody thing is well and truly stuck in the ground.
No one suspects I would do it so I have free reign.
I flog the whole lot on eBay.
Locked out? Fine then, fuckyuz! Stuff yer rugby team! I'll go fly me glider around all day! I'll fly it to America and take on the bloody drones! Mano e mano. Shouldn't be too hard if I come at them from around the side oh shit <<bckspace dlete that last bit>>
Gidday fellers.
Richie here again.
What the hell???
I go to swipe into the NZ Rugby building but now suddenly my card doesnt work? Disaster! I'm locked out?? What is this shit, Shand? Did Deans take over and put you up to this?
I've sneaked in there every night in the offseason for the last 15 years to nick any stuff not nailed down. Donuts, computers, All Blacks merch, pencils, bogrolls, I even tried to run off with the flagpole outside but that bloody thing is well and truly stuck in the ground.
No one suspects I would do it so I have free reign.
I flog the whole lot on eBay.
Locked out? Fine then, fuckyuz! Stuff yer rugby team! I'll go fly me glider around all day! I'll fly it to America and take on the bloody drones! Mano e mano. Shouldn't be too hard if I come at them from around the side oh shit <<bckspace dlete that last bit>>