Cheers, cp. I just hit rock bottom of my cellar: 2 x Resch's silver bullets. Date unknown.
[clears throat]
Ahem, ahem.
The next award is for the Rookie of the Year. This is a hotly contested award every year, and this year our nominees are certainly in the hotseat. Our presenter is Alan Jones, Wallaby coach of the successful Grand Slam tour of 1984 and noted talent spotter. AJ?
AJ: Thank you Scarfman.
Scarf: I suppose you've been on the lookout for new talent in Australia's rugby ranks?
AJ: I certainly have, Scarf.
Scarf: Where have you been looking, Alan?
AJ: Oh, the usual places. On the field, in the grandstand, behind the grandstand ..
Scarf: Right! And the nominees are, Alan?
AJ: Cheezel, Eddo, Epi, Louie, Newb, rugbywhisperer, sagerian, steiner, The Riddler, waratahjesus.
And the winner is ... rugbywhisperer. :yay
Scarf: Congrats RW. You finished well ahead of Newb and WJ. Alan will make his presentation to you after the main awards ceremony in his room at the Intercontinental. Good luck, RW!