Dear Web Log
Finally picked up a cheap car although all the f**kin doors are busted so have to flip myself out via the sunroof when parking the c**t.
Looks like a fairly standard 'nua parking manoeuvre to me, it's how we roll
About the whole hidden camera thing, it's getting just a little creepy, m'kay? Don't make me put this in the hands of my lawyers Gunston Gunston... oh shit, they're in on it too, aren't they?
Looks highly combustible, oh god no, please don't tell me they've mixed it in with Tony Johnstone's run-off commentary booth window pane run-off, what have they done, no, no, nooo....PS - is that the jizz of Justin Marshall going off again?
Dear Web Blog.
Tried the sport of "skiing" for the first time recently.
That's me in the white jacket in the picture below. Got some good distance off my first attempt.
As a sport it seemed a bit rougher than I imagined it would be but I might consider trying it again.