Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
I asked Byron to show me on the Shiggins doll where Gagger touched him and he just looked at me with that look he does.
Where's Cyclo?
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How could you see in the pitch black? Or could you sense those vacant eyes......?
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Daytime does come you know. It's the Pitcairns, not Norway.
Gagger's Abyss, remember? And that's no breadfruit, it's Byron's sack.
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Stirling Mortlock (74)
* sees that the "Where's Cyclo?" thread is on the New Posts list
* assumes that this is in some way Dismal-related
* places coffee mug on table BEFORE opening thread
* avoids nasally spraying coffee all over iPad, table, carpet, etc
* thinks to self, "yep, didn't fall into THAT trap again, didya?"
* assumes that this is in some way Dismal-related
* places coffee mug on table BEFORE opening thread
* avoids nasally spraying coffee all over iPad, table, carpet, etc
* thinks to self, "yep, didn't fall into THAT trap again, didya?"
Is that a professional opinion?
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dear Web Blog.
Cyclo here.
Took this photo of my beautiful wife earlier today.
Isn't she lovely.
But hold the phones, what the hell is that coffee mug she's holding?
This does raise a few questions.
More later.
--Cyclo.
Cyclo here.
Took this photo of my beautiful wife earlier today.
Isn't she lovely.
But hold the phones, what the hell is that coffee mug she's holding?
This does raise a few questions.
More later.
--Cyclo.
That's not your first mug-shot, amirite?Dear Web Blog.
Cyclo here.
Took this photo of my beautiful wife earlier today.
Isn't she lovely.
But hold the phones, what the hell is that coffee mug she's holding?
This does raise a few questions.
More later.
--Cyclo.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
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Simon Poidevin (60)
Dear Cyclo,
You in the mood for yet another round of "pro boner" wordplay gags in regards to you having a squizz at my chopper for free?
You in the mood for yet another round of "pro boner" wordplay gags in regards to you having a squizz at my chopper for free?
I have just had the Wang-O-Meter ™ recalibrated and UV sterilised so it's ready to go.Dear Cyclo,
You in the mood for yet another round of "pro boner" wordplay gags in regards to you having a squizz at my chopper for free?
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
How strong is that magnifying glass?I have just had the Wang-O-Meter ™ recalibrated and UV sterilised so it's ready to go.
Asking for a friend.
Pfitzy
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Cyclo's Guide to Golf.
Hey, guyz.
Cyclo here.
I am an avid golfer so here is My Guide To Golf. I call it "Cyclo's Guide to Golf". My best ever golf score is 212 which is considered to be a top score in golf. Here, let me guide you through the world of golf with golfing advice about golf batting club selection and green hole selection and technical golf advice.
Golf is a game played on grass. This is a real goddamn nuisance cos' the stupid f***ing ball is so small and stupid that it gets lost in the grass easily.
Anyway, pictured below are all 4 of my golf batting clubs that I use to play golf:
A varied selection of top flight golf batting clubs, I am sure you will agree. I generally can't stand to look at the things though as they have caused me so much pain and grief and anguish and misery over the years but that's not important right now.
Anyway, let's take a look at an actual real live golf course which is the preferred location for the sport known as "Golf".
Jesus Christ. Would it kill these golf arseholes
to grow some f***ing grass on this golf course?
God I hate this game.
Why the HELL is there a fence around that bunker?
Sometimes I don't understand this sport at all.
Excuse me but where the HELL am I now?
Goddamnit that is one tight fairway
going down there between those trees.
Wasn't I here just before?
What the hell. Are these the greenkeepers sheds?
Maybe I should ask that guy how to
get back to the fairway from here.
These could be the greenkeepers restroom facilities.
Ready to give up on this golf garbage right about now.
Going to presume that this is not the 5th green.
I reckon I could clear
those trees with my 5-iron.
Hey, guyz.
Cyclo here.
I am an avid golfer so here is My Guide To Golf. I call it "Cyclo's Guide to Golf". My best ever golf score is 212 which is considered to be a top score in golf. Here, let me guide you through the world of golf with golfing advice about golf batting club selection and green hole selection and technical golf advice.
Golf is a game played on grass. This is a real goddamn nuisance cos' the stupid f***ing ball is so small and stupid that it gets lost in the grass easily.
Anyway, pictured below are all 4 of my golf batting clubs that I use to play golf:
A varied selection of top flight golf batting clubs, I am sure you will agree. I generally can't stand to look at the things though as they have caused me so much pain and grief and anguish and misery over the years but that's not important right now.
Anyway, let's take a look at an actual real live golf course which is the preferred location for the sport known as "Golf".
Jesus Christ. Would it kill these golf arseholes
to grow some f***ing grass on this golf course?
God I hate this game.
Why the HELL is there a fence around that bunker?
Sometimes I don't understand this sport at all.
Excuse me but where the HELL am I now?
Goddamnit that is one tight fairway
going down there between those trees.
Wasn't I here just before?
What the hell. Are these the greenkeepers sheds?
Maybe I should ask that guy how to
get back to the fairway from here.
These could be the greenkeepers restroom facilities.
Ready to give up on this golf garbage right about now.
Going to presume that this is not the 5th green.
I reckon I could clear
those trees with my 5-iron.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Turns out I didn't clear
those trees with my 5-iron.
I cut down that tree by myself.
So sick of this f****ing golf bulls***t.
Starting to wonder if I am
still on the golf course at all...
Oh Jesus. Please do not tell me that this is
The Gunston Quarry Forward Slash Cemetery.
I think the tide must have
gone out on this water hazard?
This bunker is ENORMOUS.
I cut this tree down too. Confession time; I
actually probably enjoy cutting down the
trees on golf courses more than I do playing golf.
Oh Jesus. This is definitely
the Gunston quarry isn't it.
Excuse me but what the HELL is that thing?
Shit, shit, I think I know what's buried
under there, I can smell it from here...
"Hey guys, you seen my ball come through here?
"This is a cemetery, shithead".
Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus dear God no.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
I'm getting on a bit, so it's more Firmware than Hard Drive....png)
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Simon Poidevin (60)
