Advisory Edicts For When Pfitzy Becomes A Ref

[Pfitzy]

".....and another thing, if that prick Cyclo wants to make a play at the top job at the next general assembly I say fine, go for it, but bear in mind, I've got a bloke on retainer in Wollongong and Cyclo, you will not even see that white ute coming.....

Actually I was thinking of taking @cyclopath on as CMO. After all, I need someone to chuck under the bus at press conferences occasionally. Works for Premiers dealing with COVID.

@Braveheart81 will be CFO.

@RugbyReg will be CQO - Chief Queensland Officer. This is a necessary role, in order for my proclamations to be delivered in suitably small words for clarity, north of the Tweed. Also tunes a mean banjo, does Reg. They love him.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

offense: hair pulling.

sanction: red card, then offender sits in naughty chair as linesman shave offenders head and sellotape all proceeds to referee Pfitzy's head during next break in play.

 

[Adam84]

$60k a year, probably fair value for your graphic design skills @Dismal Pillock ?

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[Dismal Pillock]

I'm probably way over-qualified for a position in a rugby league organisation.

My complete resume:

- has computer with MS paint function.
- has no criminal record.

 

[dru]

I'm probably way over-qualified for a position in a rugby league organisation.

My complete resume:

- has computer with MS paint function.
- has no criminal record.

The recruiter can sort out that last item for you on the way to the interview. There are means.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The recruiter can sort out that last item for you on the way to the interview. There are means.

Actually, now that I think about it, I can doctor the last half of my resume using the skillset outlined in the first half of my resume.....

 

[dru]

Actually, now that I think about it, I can doctor the last half of my resume using the skillset outlined in the first half of my resume.....

Add in "Rugby social media identity looking to transition to NRL". You can thank me later. Guaranteed premium.

 

[cyclopath]

Actually, now that I think about it, I can doctor the last half of my resume using the skillset outlined in the first half of my resume.....

Send 'em the Richie photo-essay. Perhaps your finest work and all a resume really needs.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

offense: tired forward takes a knee to give his team a breather and physio comes on to do that fake "push down on both arms" test so the team can catch their breath.

sanction: referee Pfitzy performs The Pfitzy Suplex Test on the "injured" player. If the player survives The Pfitzy Suplex Test, play resumes immediately. If the player is suddenly paralysed from the neck down, the player's limp body is dragged off the field and play resumes immediately.

 

[Pfitzy]

Amendment: leave the body there as a lesson to everyone else.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

offense: post-match refusal to shake opponents hand.

sanction: ref Pfitzy immediately escorts offender to local Gunston Judiciary Officer, hearing, sentencing, the verdict is in: GUILTY

 

[Pfitzy]

exception: Unless it is Dane Coles. Dane Coles can get fucked.