Sorry guys this one won't embed. But well worth the look.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=630769990271901
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=630769990271901
http://www.humansofstraya.com/
holy shit, how well done is this website
Written by an incredibly observant fluffybunny.
No idea if accurate but imagine it bloody well is
"Hi I’m Mark Bland, I like the 92.9 morning crew, watching the Big Bang Theory and eating plain flour. I’ve just bought the new Subaru Anus Wagon