Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond
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Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
If Rennie was coach this year, Barrett wouldve been sitting in the stands from about Rd 5 on the phone to his fucking agent. Rennie will chop and change no fucks given. And we'd be watching Perofuture/Zarn/Kneepkens get to grips with the 10/15 positions without some mercenary arsehat insisting he's the centre of the rugby universe but he doesnt actually want to play rugby because it hurts.
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Story on newshub last night said Rennie had turned down an approach from Loss Bleus & suggested he might be off to work with his old mate Wayne Smith at Kobelco Steelers.
Dan54
Tim Horan (67)
Actually funny you should put that pic up zer0, was chatting to nephew on weekend, his son goes to PNBHS, and said how bloody impressive it was to see Schmidt at the college watching trials. talking to coaches and then namimg the teams! Apparently he went to school there, but bugger me it's great when these fellas do that!
Perhaps he after the 1st XV gig nest year?
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Eden Park Trust wants to give Loss Bleus a 60K-seat, roofed playpen:
"...the revamp is envisaged in four stages:
www.nzherald.co.nz
Alleged cost is 40% of building it from scratch elsewhere.
"...the revamp is envisaged in four stages:
- New, bigger, west and east stands, with designs similar to the South Stand that was completed for the 2011 men’s Rugby World Cup;
- A completely new North Stand, designed in line with the South Stand and the two new east and west stands;
- A retractable roof, extending between the east and west stands, allowing all-weather events such as one-day and T20 cricket matches – and avoiding messy and wet concerts and other events;
- A grand pedestrian promenade – like the one leading to Sky Stadium in Wellington – linking Kingsland train station with a new entrance to the park. The promenade would be built over busy Sandringham Rd and give pedestrians unencumbered access."
Watch: Eden Park roof plan - stadium unveils field-of-dreams vision
A new vision for Eden Park is set to spark a major public discussion and debate.
www.nzherald.co.nz
Alleged cost is 40% of building it from scratch elsewhere.
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Article on stuff.co.nz says he's the front-runner & that Schmidt has again said he's available in an AC/ consultancy role but isn't interested in being HC.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Auckland Blues 2023 Official Season Review.
Absolute dogshit.
Show pony forwards, a scatter-brained shitpassing Ranga at halfback and there are not enough derogatory adjectives to describe my distaste for what Beauden Barrett has done to the Blues jersey this season. Just. FUCK. OFF.
I've always thought of the loss to the moribund Lions at Albany a few years back as the nadir of the franchise. This absolute murdering from the Cantabs B-team last night might well top it.
As usual, the rot started up front:
Ofa Tuungafasi.
Ofa's half-arsed tenure of barely-interested bullshit rumbles on. Not a bloke you want beside you when the chips are down.
Ricky Riccitelli
Pleasantly surprised. MILES better signing than that mercenary Canes shitheel feigning interest at first 5.
Nepo Laulala.
Fat little spacklord. So he can scrum, whoop-de-fucken doo. Lazy fat fuck can't tackle or even move sideways to get in position to tackle.
FUCK OFF.
Him and Princess Ofa got their cock and balls owned last night by WHOEVER the fuck the Cantabs props were. Yet there they are, Ofa and Nepo, on the AB teamsheet every time, just like clockwork.
Hoskins Sotutu.
All the b-ball skillz but another one not up for a scrap.
Just go try yer luck at 2nd 5 or some shit, you know you want to....
Dalton Papalii
"Future All Black captain" my fat black arse.
Oops, sorry, had the wrong picture for Ofa above. Here is the correct one:
Ofa Tuungafasi.
Akira Ioane.
You think with all his stroppiness he'd be up for a scrap. Then he goes walkabout.
Tom Robinson, Cameron Suafoa, Adrian Choat: 3 loosies who actually do some of the shitwork of clearing bods. Sorry fellas, Blues prefer mental midget show-ponies like Akira and Sotutu
Zarn Sullivan.
Development completely arsefucked right in the motherfucking face, cock and ballz by the arrival of the tenured freeloading dipshit arse clown at 10
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Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Mark Telea.
Sure, great season, but when push comes to shove on defense in big games, bolting out of the d-line and leaving gaping holes behind you ain't cool motherfucker.
Rieko Ioane
The tenured princeling emasculated by the ghost of Jack Goodhue and Braying Eeyore. Fucking LOLLLLL.
Caleb Clarke.
Dear God, pleeeease do not pick this lost child on the wing for the All Blacks. A million kick recoveries are not going to compensate for the interpretative acid dance he calls "defense".
Beauden Barrett.
F**** **** *********** ******** *******.
Finlay Christie.
Shitty, shonky pass.
FFFS, I have completely forgotten whatever this guy showed to make the AB's. Sam Nock seems like such an upgrade whenever he comes on.
Ofa Tuungafasi (on the left)
"Ooh, look honey, that idiot Barrett has
kicked the rugby football away again....."
Blues halftime team talk during
the 2023 Super Rugby semi-final
shellacking from the Cantabs:
Post-match, ex-Blues coach Leon Mcdonald seen here getting his Cantab DNA particle matter re-fused by Razor in the bowels of Lancaster Park's Death Ray Death Lab Division.
The process is almost complete.
My off season starts right now. Fuck you all and goodbye.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
I agree completely.
It was an absolutely bewildering shartstorm of the most spinelessly inept cluelessness.
I cannot believe there were senior All Blacks all over the field for the Blues and yet virtually straight from the kickoff they folded like deck chairs on the Titanic simultaneously going over Niagara Falls.
My Alltime Most Despised Auckland Blues **CRUCIAL UPDATE**
1 Beauden Barrett
2 Luke Mcalister
3 Tasesa Lavea
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Auckland Blues capitulate to the Cantabs
Auckland Blues capitulate to the Cantabs in the 2023 Super Rugby semi-final
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waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
1news reporting tonight that Vern Cotter will soon be confirmed as Loss Bleus' new head coach.