Crucial Izzy Folau Pole

[Dismal Pillock]

Thaks to Beer Baron for the opening sensible pole options.

You have multiple votes, morans





*edit OH SHIT I forgot the "sack him" option.

MORAN

 

[kiap]

Cyclo will know what to do

He is da man!

 

[Derpus]

Where is Cyclo. Did he ban himself?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

wait for Cyclo to tell us what to do 6 votes

Cyclo currently leading pole getter.

Where is Cyclo. Did he ban himself? ​

He is beside himself with anger at the alarming resurgence of the Auckland Blues and therefore he has temporarily recused himself from the Forii Generalis.

 

[The Honey Badger]

Where is Cyclo. Did he ban himself?

On a religious sabbatical

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[cyclopath]

How did I miss this crucial pole?
I blame Izzy's arsonist God.

 

[Sully]

Gay marriage made you miss it.

How did I miss this crucial pole?
I blame Izzy's arsonist God.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I feel certain there is some sort of bizarroland saviour of a solution involving Phil Kearns tears and the bushfires caused by Izzy's gay pals but it's just too brilliant for my tiny mind to comprehend

 

[Pfitzy]

I feel certain there is some sort of bizarroland saviour of a solution involving Phil Kearns tears and the bushfires caused by Izzy's gay pals but it's just too brilliant for my tiny mind to comprehend

Phil Kearns' tears combined with the holy water from Folau's pool produce bushfire remedy when they're used in an acid attack against a gay eucalypt trees. Duh.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The Daily Telegraph reports the payout is believed to be $8 million.

No wonder him and his carob-brained wife looked so pleased with themselves leaving court.

So 1 tweet nets Izzy 8 mill. Sweet gig.

 

[formerflanker]

No wonder him and his carob-brained wife looked so pleased with themselves leaving court.

So 1 tweet nets Izzy 8 mill. Sweet gig.

Nah.
He has also suffered in the court of public opinion, had his reputation slurred, and lost the opportunity to compete in the RWC - the pinnacle of a rugby player's on-field dreams.
As an athlete, he must be very disappointed to not be plying his trade when he was doing so well before his sacking.
No, it's a lot more than 1 tweet.

 

[Lindommer]

.......and a lot less then $8million. I'd wager it was $4mill tops.

 

[Pfitzy]

Nah.
He has also suffered in the court of public opinion, had his reputation slurred, and lost the opportunity to compete in the RWC - the pinnacle of a rugby player's on-field dreams.
As an athlete, he must be very disappointed thrilled to be preaching in his backyard, and to not be plying his trade when he was doing so well before his sacking.
No, it's a lot more than 1 tweet.

Fixed.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Signed by Catalans Dragons overnight:

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/spor...au-signs-with-super-league-club-catalans.html

Super League CEO says he's disappointed but has no grounds to not register the contract.

Hopefully that's the end of the whole sorry mess.

 

[Braveheart81]

 

[fatprop]

Good luck to the guy, I hope he kills it

 

[cyclopath]

Might test his assurance to them that he won't publicly "share" his comments on faith, which he has apparently given.
Anyway, happy to see him on the other side of the world, personally. Playing a game in which I have zero interest too.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

My team of screenshotters are already on standby to capture the moment Izzy is standing next to some opposing player wearing full LGBTQ Pride day kit. I just hope my MS Paint wangers can stretch the gap between the two players without overly stretching credulity.

 

[wamberal]

Good luck to the guy, I hope he kills it

Why does this bigoted relic of the middle ages need good luck? And what is the "it" that you hope he kills? The remaining dregs of his sporting reputation?