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Dismal Pillock

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by yourmatesam, Mar 24, 2014.

  1. yourmatesam Dick Tooth (41)

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    Deserves a run on the front page somewhere. I have no idea how or where, but this guy deserves some space on GAGR.

    Discuss.
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  2. boyo Paul McLean (56)

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    Yes.
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  3. EatSleepDrinkRuck Larry Dwyer (12)

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  4. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    And it was so
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  5. matty_k Peter Johnson (47)

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    So who had next shift in the Grammar Zone?
  6. Cat_A Arch Winning (36)

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    So much of what he writes is completely inexplicable and largely incomprehenshible. I'm not sure if he's deranged or a genius savant.

    All hail Dismal Pillock!
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  7. yourmatesam Dick Tooth (41)

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    Or from the ARU Media Unit?
  8. Cat_A Arch Winning (36)

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    Nah- he knows how to illustrate his posts.
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  9. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

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    not sure what to make of my spammy shit being on the front page. flattered of course but decontextualised out there, my arse pimples suddenly all over my face, tales rearranged, pics in wrong different places, I know it's called editing, but frankly I already done edited it to my satisfactionne. i only look at the front page about once a month because I completely forget its even there, what with me beign a foreign prick who only has the feintest passing interest in foreign rugby.

    eg the pictures in the wrong place, of course untethers the punchline from the launch (for me that is, I'm just trying to make myself laugh here, and if I dont laugh at the shit I sure as fuck aint clicking on "submit"), rendering the set-up unmoored thus bringing the brain into the oculum which of course results in the dreaded "thinking" and by the time you start dojng that, you've finished reading, its over and youre left with a discombobulated what the fuck was that
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  10. RugbyReg Stirling Mortlock (74)

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    You've changed mate.
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  11. Pfitzy John Eales (66)

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    I'm with Pillock - messing with the man's art just because its too lewd is just not on.

    His lyrics are like his children, man!
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  12. Gagger Nick Farr-Jones (63)

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    The Naholo was my bad.

    Thought it would do well on the front page, but in retrospect it needs to be more as a body of work. The Un-official guide has gone down better and some of the vaguely rugby related Gunstons very well.

    The editing (position of picture) was to make it work in the short format.

    You live, you learn.

    I'm determined to make our readership have a more sophisticated sense of humour.

    Or die trying.
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  13. Braveheart81 Rocky Elsom (76)

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    The obvious follow up is a post about the new Gunston Web Designs business.
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  14. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    The new GAGR - Gunston and Gunston Rugby.
    I can't believe it hasn't happened already.
    Do I have to think of everything?
  15. Dismal Pillock Greg Davis (50)

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    ha, did i post my rubbish "Gunston Web Cartel" thing here?, i cant keep track, there7s mountains of my shit dumped aroudn the traps over the years, iHomo most of it way too offensive for this forum haha
    wft holy shit mate have you ever got the wrong bloke. Who do you get to make the doggie-shaped balloons at the kids birthday parties, fuckin freddie krueger?
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