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Nobbys beach flasher had a sauce

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Scarfman

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I reckon this goes close to the story of the year.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/new...her-had-a-sauce/2008/11/20/1226770631491.html

A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.
 

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Rocky Elsom (76)
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that's like the man last year in the city with his penis out and inserted in a carton milk and egg desert.

The policeman approached him with caution saying "Settle man, you look angry"

"Angry?" the man replies? "ANGRY! I'M FUCKING DIS CUSTARD!"
 
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formeropenside

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I'm just faintly concerned about the potential role the Jack Russell terrier was to have in all this.
 

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Larry Dwyer (12)
That reminds me of the joke where the guy wants to stick his manhood in the pickle slicer...
 

Virgil

Larry Dwyer (12)
Scarfman said:
Why does he do that, Virg?

Ok guy works at the local pickle factory, comes home oneday and tells his wife he has to tell her something.Must be serious as he looks tense and at unease. She asks whats up and he says he has this overwhelming urge to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work.
Shes upset and worried of course, tells him to not be silly and ignore those urges.
Anways to cut a long joke short he comes home from work oneday really upset.
Tells his wife he has been fired
She asks why, he said he finally gave into his urge and stuck his dick into the pickle slicer.
Oh no she says, is it ok she asks?
Yes he says, but they fired her as well.
 
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Jury

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:lmao:

Class Virg.

You know ... this is one of those weird but bloody funny stories.
 
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