Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Braveheart81, Dec 19, 2014.
Unless Woulter Pouls and Froome end up going head to head. That could be cool.
Gold for Mack Horton
From The Australian:
It’s GOLD again for Australia in the women’s 4x100m freestyle relay. and a new world record! Incredible performance from Cate & Bronte Campbell, Emma Mckeon and Brittany Elmslie.
That's some achievement. Well done girls.
And we lead the medal table!
Guide to 2004 Athens Olympics.--by Thanasis Gunston.Join Olympic Spirit on this day in 2004!Marijuana Growing Race. No gold medals today.Olympic Ski Jump "Game of Chicken". Mano e mano and crash!Olympic Diving. Chair is for judge. 10 out of 10!Greek Ski Slalom. Grates to drain excess snow. Olympics is grate.Olympic Rodeo. No bulls today. Economy is bad. Try again tomorrow.Gymnastic. Can you land on feet? Are you athlete? FUCKING JUMP NOW!Shot Putt event. You pick up brick and you throw.New Olympic Event. "White Manhole Hunt". "I see it! I see it there in foreground! Gold medal please."
Some events that I can understand. Is death involved? That would be even more in line with the spirit of the ancient Olympics.
Wasn't it great that GB got nothing out of the road race?
Local Ski Jumper Loses Track Of Time One Afternoon And Forgets To Report For Winter Olympics
A local ski jumper reportedly "got a bit carried away at home with something or other" and completely forgot to report for the Winter Olympics. He had been selected to compete in the ski jump event. "Yes, I'd put my ski's on, ready to go, and then started in on something else and completely lost track of the time I'm afraid" reported the absent-minded git.
The local ski jumper, pictured above in the midst of doing something else,
having completely forgotten he was supposed to be at the Winter Olympics that day.
"Yes, I'd repaired to my Wife Shut Up Room to recalibrate my Decibel Particler that I use to reduce some of the noise the mad woman emits after we've had a row. She's got her own version of the room next door in which she presumably does the same thing."
"Husband. Can you hear me? Don't forget to go to the Winter Olympics. Stupid wanker."
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