CAS Rugby 2025

[scrumhalf]

Well death valley is getting ripped apart this weekend! Is the drainage any good?

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

That an interesting call. Playing the 14As over the 2nd XV. Perhaps one side's 2nd XV has been heavily injured and they thought it was best for them not to play. Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Well death valley is getting ripped apart this weekend! Is the drainage any good?

Looks like that's where I'll be! As I said, I'm headed wherever the drainage is the worst and death valley is notorious for its flooding. Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[saladsdontwinscrums1]

Well death valley is getting ripped apart this weekend! Is the drainage any good?

No, it's a swimming pool.

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

No, it's a swimming pool.

Ha! As I said, if Michael Phelps is the fastest on ground. I'm there! Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[Scrums'n Roses]

Ha! As I said, if Michael Phelps is the fastest on ground. I'm there! Full Scrum Ahead!

You remind me of an old Forumer .

 

[Ziggy]

Looks like that's where I'll be! As I said, I'm headed wherever the drainage is the worst and death valley is notorious for its flooding. Full Scrum Ahead!

Games have been moved from Death Valley to Aloys home ground

 

[scrumhalf]

Ah, that makes more sense.

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Games have been moved from Death Valley to Aloys home ground

What does the drainage look like there? Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[moa999]

Aloys v Waverley 2nds and 13As will still need to be played sometime as they count for the Term 3 rankings.

Not surprised the games got moved from Queens Park.

 

[The Ruckening]

Bit confused on the rankings here, is it only the A teams and the firsts and seconds that count towards placement for the ISA comp

 

[DaSchmooze]

Bit confused on the rankings here, is it only the A teams and the firsts and seconds that count towards placement for the ISA comp

yes 13-16 As, 1XV and 2nd XV

 

[scrumbledore]

What does the drainage look like there? Full Scrum Ahead!

Drainage is the natural or artificial removal of a surface's water and sub-surface water from an area with excess water.

 

[footygod123]

Ha! As I said, if Michael Phelps is the fastest on ground. I'm there! Full Scrum Ahead!

Why did the rugby player go to jail?
Because he was caught with a criminal ruck-ord!

 

[scrumbledore]

Why did the rugby player go to jail?
Because he was caught with a criminal ruck-ord!

Why don’t rugby players ever get hot?
Because they have too many fans in the stands!

 

[Scrums'n Roses]

Whats a Rugby Players favourite Star Wars Character?
Darth Maul!

 

[XxxFootyBearxxX]

Why don’t rugby players ever get hot?
Because they have too many fans in the stands!

Why did the rugby player bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
Let the boys play!!!! SCRUM ON!!!!

 

[scrumhalf]

Alright boys, lets try to keep it serious.

 

[footy shagas]

Why are rugby players so good at music?
Because they know how to ruck and roll hahaha

 

[The Ruckening]

Why did the rugby player bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
Let the boys play!!!! SCRUM ON!!

Never heard a worse joke in my life.