2025 Qualifying Final 1.Chiefs v 6.Blues. Sat 7/06 19:05 NZT

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[dru]

It would be hilarious to see Chiefs fail, only to see them back the week following and get their shit together.

I'm backing Blues all the way here.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I'm backing Blues all the way here.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

CHIEFS (1-15): Aidan Ross, Samisoni Taukei'aho, George Dyer, Naitoa Ah Kuoi, Tupou Vaa'i, Samipeni Finau, Luke Jacobson (c), Simon Parker, Cortez Ratima, Damian McKenzie, Leroy Carter, Gideon Wrampling, Daniel Rona, Emoni Narawa, Shaun Stevenson

Replacements: Brodie McAlister, Ollie Norris, Reuben O'Neill, Josh Lord, Wallace Sititi, Xavier Roe, Josh Jacomb, Etene Nanai-Seturo

BLUES (1-15): Joshua Fusitu'a, Ricky Riccitelli, Marcel Renata, Patrick Tuipulotu (c), Laghlan McWhannell, Adrian Choat, Dalton Papali'i, Hoskins Sotutu, Finlay Christie, Beauden Barrett, Caleb Clarke, AJ Lam, Rieko Ioane, Mark Tele'a, Corey Evans

Replacements: Kurt Eklund, Jordan Lay, Angus Ta'avao, Josh Beehre, Anton Segner, Sam Nock, Harry Plummer, Cole Forbes

 

[Tomikin]

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Trump/ Musk 2.0

 

[Dismal Pillock]

T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Koronation 2.0 Killdozer-Kontrails Krematorium Krush.

Boosters, stable.

Valves, stable.

Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go.

Houston: "Checking command modules."
Stern Vern: "Guidance is internal."
D.Paps: "Operation chiefs choke on my bus-sized b***z is a red hot go."
Kancerkiller Suafoa: "Destination: Nutsack City Limits."
Rieko: "Time to Valhalla-cock these bogan-faced bottleless gits."

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

This just in on stuff.co.nz's live updates;

"Chiefs captain and All Black Luke Jacobson was a late withdrawal from their line-up to face the Blues because of a shoulder injury.

"He was replaced at openside flanker by Kaylum Boshier and Tupou Vaa’i will skipper the side in Jacobson’s absence."

Edit: no doubt @zer0 and/or @Dismal Pillock will interpret/ spin this with some kind of rats/ sinking ship analogy...

 

[dru]

T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Koronation 2.0 Killdozer-Kontrails Krematorium Krush.

Too complex. I'll go to the famous Honey Badger quote answering, "so what's the game plan?" No hesitation "Up the guts and into 'em"... With a walking away afterthought muttering "spin it wide, score in the corner".

GO BLUES!!!

 

[KiwiM]

Hoping for a Blues win but realistically just want to see a good game

 

[dru]

Honest, I know I'm on a hiding to nothing, but fuck the good game, give me a win.

 

[Derpus]

So what are the consequences of the Blues winning (lol)?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Is @dru now officially a QueeNZlander?

 

[cyclopath]

Trump/ Musk 2.0

Which one takes more ketamine?

 

[dru]

Christie you dope.

 

[dru]

Is @dru now officially a QueeNZlander?

Well I was dreaming of a Blues Reds final. Mores the pity. I'm here now though.

 

[cyclopath]

So what are the consequences of the Blues winning (lol)?

You do know who @Dismal Pillock is?
Enough GIFs to melt the servers.

 

[Major Tom]

Christie you dope.

Hope Doleman was taking notes with how Gus called that one.

 

[dru]

Why is it, that in the only game this year that I am supporting a Kiwi team, THAT frickin Kiwi team is NOT getting away with infringements in the ruck???

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Picked the wrong team to support, clearly.