Recent content by Dismal Pillock

.....yet the ref and TMO keep reviewing the hits and agreeing that they are in fact legit. FFS if a Tahs forward was smoking 1st 5"s into next week you'd all be saying its a master class in perfectly timed murder. Sure, he didnt wrap on Edmed in tonight's one..... only cos Edmed went down...

The All Black winger Emoni Narawa turned up for the match with some sort of colorful plastic beads woven into his mullet. There should be a judiciary hearing for that.

Great. Just bloody great. The 4th (4th!) placed Rebels matador the still vaguely shitty Cantabs to the tryline for a 39-0 win. --Cantabs bloodlust reawakens. --TJ's pulseless stiffy reawakens.

"Some grot film this is going to be. When does everyone take their clothes off?" --Joe Schmidt.

Blues forwards arrive at Suncorp as the Reds forwards practise their lineout moves.

In Depth Step-by-Step Analysis of The Cantabs Run Home:

In Depth Match-By-Match Analysis of Blues Run Home:

So used to the tenure tracked bullshit of AB setup (ffs was Cane made AB captain elect when he was still in school?) that it seems jarring to even consider these names. How nuts would it be if Razor went in with a completely blank agenda. Havili? Tupeaa? The fuck have you knobs done for me...

I was too! It was great fun!

Did this actually go down? I thought it was just the mouthy halfback giving him a gobful and Akira yelling something back? The fact that Akira is so hated by everyone outside of Auckland makes my plutonium rod go full chernobyl mushroom cloud cock and ballz waterloo sunset.