Recent content by Dismal Pillock

I dunno. I remember it seeming at the time like it was the intercept that broke their brains. Was King Carlos ever the same after.

5 losses in his first 71 tests is nuts. Yet now viewed as riding the coattails of Henry's GOAT team, staying on way too long, then stuffing up the 2017 Lions tour and 2019 RWC semi? Tough crowd. ffs he went around 22 and 3 and still viewed as an abject failure. "John Mitchell? Yeah, coaching...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360803905/all-blacks-winger-caleb-clarke-make-return-injury-auckland-npc ps I think it must be a contractual obligation at Stuff to have a story on Ruby Tui every single day. Doesnt matter what she's done. "Ruby Tui has a good game" "Ruby Tui has opinion on...

The silent deleting of treasured GAGR members by cloak of darkness is some Stasi shit that even the goose-stepping monocled commandants over at The Silver Frown would be proud of. Why was Derpus the boofhead drongo so cruelly stricken from the memberlist? ANSWER ME or @waiopehu oldboy goes on a...

Razor is in a REAL pickle now. It's his precious trusted "senior" players who have got him into this mess, against the supposedly "lesser" teams. Now its up to them to bail him out vs the big boys. Would be a massive copout to biff Narawa, Carter etc in there now. They lose and its all their...

Remember back in the day when we were a bit glum that the back 3 of Cory Jane, Dagg and Stupid Sexy Kahui didnt have enough attacking firepower for an AB back 3? Yeah, these dipshit coaches would KILL for all 3 of them right now. -Dagg at FB (Wonderballz Will can go try his luck platooning on...

Razor has tried to do the NFL thing where he "oversees" a cabal of specialised coaches but its blown up in his face. Too many voices, mixed messages, and its him thats left carrying the can anyway. God knows how Jason Holland got where he is. It certainly wasnt results at the Canes. Him and...

Not exactly brimming with confidence is he. Far be it from me to cast aspersions on a fellow man's intellect but he just dont seem real bright. How the arse did he commandeer the Cantabs to 7 straight? Starting to think they were playing for Sam Whitelock....

The coaching mess needs a tidy up. 2025 All Blacks Coaching Team: Head Coach: Scott Robertson Forwards Coach: Jason Ryan Defence Coach: Scott Hansen Backs Coach: Jason Holland. Get someone else. Cory Jane, ffs, anyone. The fuck is this guy doing? Worst AB backline in memory. Passes all over...

NZ cannot win any 50/50 contest in the air = NZ cannot maintain any possession of the rugby football = NZ forced into making too many tackles and knackering themselves Argies tonk over their sideline conversions using silky soccer skills. vs Beauden f******* BARRETT sort of half-arsed airs it...

Argie coaches appeared to be entrenched in a camo'd-up duck hunting hut. A new look, I like it. Ranga Christie subs on after 18 mins and NZ immediately score through the hands in the corner, Mr Sulu we appear to have entered a parallel dimension in time and space.

Bieber Rangaway u plonker Enjoyed the bok titty hands. Match was lawgely humdrum this week. Highlights were Kickbot Pollard getting his shit wrecked near his own tryline by Kellaway and Schalk Burgers hawf-deranged musings,. "..... it wasnt coffee, it had foam on top and was a golden...

The best thing about GAGR these days is the ali express ads. I barely even get to log in here before I'm whisked away to browse more band shirts. Damn I need that SUNN))) one. ps #HungerStrike4Derps

Blues Killdozer Koalface Kog gets a bit of his head caved in during National Service and is all like