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how's the Roundabout these days? High speed games of chance and death that thing. There always seemed to be some little old asian lady in a Honda Civic who made it halfway through then lost her nerve and started giving way to everyone and got stuck. Gotta stick it in 3rd and hoon through the...

I gave your mama a welfare check Tomikin you ********.

what has changed from last season? Out: Darry: mofo must have been doing something right in the engine room Funaki: the useless dopes have REALLY missed this guy. Akira: the beating heart of the Killdozer. In: BB First to last. I place 44% of the blame on losing Akira, 67% on Quiffboy...

Dear Western Force. Please put this moribund deadshit clowncar of a Blues franchise out of its misery this weekend. I would like to get on with my life and not have my weekends ruined by the constant binary-brained letdowns perpetrated by the 23 individuals in Blues jerseys who barely share...

Cantabs To Select Their New Pope. --NZ Herald-- The Cantabs have repaired to their silly stupid top-secret underground labyrinth located beneath Lancaster Park in order to select their new stupid dumbo-faced Cantab Pope. "I'm thinking Richie?" "Oh fuck yeah, Richie's the go here I...

Auckland Blues Reschedule Solar Launch Date. --NZ Herald-- The Auckland Blues Shadow Chairman Dr. Z.E.Ro has today made a slight reschedule of the plan to launch the entire Auckland Blues franchise into the heart of the sun from the scheduled date of "August" to "tonight." "Yes, tonight...

Just about ready to call this pole.....

Now? No! Don't be silly! That pic is from 1997. Years ago!

"Winner winner chicken dinner." -Tomikin.

...... and yet the dimwit "fans" there boo the decision to card their thug player. As well as any other whistle against the Brumbies. Some things never change. Worst fans in world rugby. Civil servant Hooray Henry's out on a weekend jolly.

2 mins gone and I've already seen enough: Messrs. Proctor and Higgins to be immediately fasttracked directly into the All Blacks midfield. Full tenure.

He's "busy" like Blackadder yet even more ineffectual They play like they've been told "trust the gameplan" by the coaches.......... but they have no leaders with the brains to make the necessary adjustments midmatch when its not working

Who knew you can buy one of these off aliexpress for only $29.99 with FREE worldwide shipping? I'm secretly hoping the contraption is faulty and has no warranty and doesnt work properly and the pricks only get halfway to the sun and then their remaining bits fall back to earth..... just so...

Entire Auckland Blues Franchise To Be Launched Into The Heart Of The Sun --NZ Herald-- Reports are circulating that the Auckland Blues franchise is to be decommissioned and launched into the heart of the sun. "Yes, it's true, the salvageable parts will be sold off for scrap prior to August...

Cantabs going through their structures and cantering in for tries. Wonderballz Will having a great old time. This one has 52-7 written all over it. Barkays Fakatava his usual enigmatically talented yet dopey self.

At 3 and 7 the shartbrained Blues 2025 campaign should be facedown in a hospice care facility bedpan by now....... yet the hapless pricks only need 4 more competition points to qualify for the playoffs. If the dull deluded dolts somehow conspire to beat MP (Moana Pasifika) then the last round match vs NSFW...

R.I.P 2025 Season. Murdered with efficient ease by The Reds in Round 11. This Blues "performance" was a new nadir for the spanner-brained basket weaving workshop that is the Blues 2025 season. Plumbing the depths of the Tana/JK years in terms of braindead dogshit. The definition of stupidity...