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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    Now, I'm not one overly given to hyperbole but today has EASILY been the single greatest day of rugby football viewing in the entire history of the sport.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    Shiggers surely en route to the thread
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    WFT is happening??? The Cantabs went years without conceding a rolling maul try. Now the worst 2nd worst team in the comp have just sauntered their way past them.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    Franks and Moody are absolutely cooked at this level. Too slow getting anywhere and ineffective when they eventually do get there. 20 minute players at best.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    fffs Beale is still terrifyingly agile and quick I especially liked the part where the brave little Cantab was just about to dot the rugby football ball down for a try and LOL the refs arm went up, penalty blue.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 9: Auckland Blues v ACT Brumbies, Sat, April 20 2024

    Dear GAGR Moderators, I will paypal each and every one of you $100 Pitcairn darseks if 1 of you makes this thread a sticky for the remainder of the rugby football season. Fond regards, --DP
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 9: Auckland Blues v ACT Brumbies, Sat, April 20 2024

    Haven't needed to use the backs yet.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 9: Auckland Blues v ACT Brumbies, Sat, April 20 2024

    My feed is working JUUUUUUUSSSSST FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNE
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 9: Auckland Blues v ACT Brumbies, Sat, April 20 2024

    Blooz 1st Half Performance Interpreted Through The Medium of GIF:
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 9: Auckland Blues v ACT Brumbies, Sat, April 20 2024

    Bad news, Bumbreeze fans; noted shitheel and cheapshot arsehole Darcy Swain is now just minutes away from becoming pregnant with Akira's bumcrack violation lovechild.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

  12. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    READ THE THREAD DERPUS, THEY WERE ALL NOMINATED BY YOUR COMPATRIOTS, YOU UTTER, UTTER SPERMBIRD.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    1 Taniela Tupou 2 Alan I mean James Parsons 3 Rodzilla 4 Pari Pari Pantsface 5 Mark Chisholm 6 Sione Luaaki 7 Niko Jones (C) 8 Pierre Spies 9 Matt Henjak 10 Luke McAlister 11 Mitch Inman 12 Sam Burgess 13 Tom English 14 Timana Tahu 15 Ayumu Goromaru bench 16 Al Baxter 17 Liam Coltman 18 Mark...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9 : Reds v Highlanders

    Top notch D from the Reds. A properly professional performance Conversely, a shower of shit from the Landers. Really missing Hugh Renton Dirty Vids. Schoolboy handling errors. Myopically trucking it up into traffic for zero gain. Over and over again. It was boring and it was dumb. No...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    Forget the youtube highlights, after a couple of phases on defense he seems like he is completely lost in space.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels 2024

    "This official request has been signed with a huge crudely-drawn cock and balls....." "That makes it doubly legit. Submit that mofo."
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 8: Rebels v Highlanders - Sat 13th

    They're a miserable shower of mopey bastards. I thought they had the big name backs this year to fix shit? Aside from Groot, too many no-name plodders in the pack. Pari Pari Pantsman aint fixing dick. Dermody must be halfway out the door. Jamie J to hiff him out on his arse and take over.
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