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  1. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    The Let's Not Die Wondering About These Guys In 2025 Before 2027 RWC Players. 6 Papalii 7 Ardie 8 Hoskins. i have to know if this trio will work goddamnit Razor you biased **** 12 Tavatavanawai/AJ Lam 13 Narawa. these 3 guys can really play. they aint no tenured ALB/Jordie/Rieko/"Dave" types...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Aussie Player Exodus

    I dont understand this bit. Ethnic Japanese can fill the front row and inside back positions. Everywhere else on the field they're usually fighting a losing battle against genetics. Asian man vs Tongan man aint no rugby riddle.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Moana Pasifika v Brumbies Rd 10 Sat 19th April @ Pukekohe 2.35pm AEST

    nah bro, legend has it GAGR forii member @zer0 once hooned it down the Southern motorway from Onehunga to Pukehohe on his 1100cc Suzuki Katana in a bewildering 7.36 minutes.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Drua v Waratahs Rd 10 Sat 19 April, 12.05PM, Lautoka

    some weird shit happening on my feed.....
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Aussie Player Exodus

    Current problem is it all looks a bit daft to the local viewers, esp in 99% racially homogenous Japan and their "national pride" in their own team. As it stands, actual Japanese players are bit part players in their own national team.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Razor will be relieved his Cantabs are back on top and he wont look so biased when he picks the whole lot for test 1. Tamaiti Williams Codie Taylor, Fletcher Newell, Scott Barrett, Vaai Finau Glassbladder, Ardie Roigard BB Sevu Reece, "Dave" RiekoLOL Chay Fihaki, Will Jordan
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    its the hope that kills ya. Granny Gruds Aumua dragging Lam about 10 metres off the ball opening a filthy great hole for Hotham to saunter thru leading to the first try after about 10 seconds had me steamed for most of the first half. 7-7 after 30 mins? at 20-7 down, had given up, then the...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Aussie Player Exodus

  9. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches

    Of course, as usual, as soon as the Drua leave their ankle-high mangroved home pitch and its balmy 38 degree environs they fall to bits. No Cranky Franky going Full Spanky either. Stupid Hugh Renton Dirty Vids!
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches

    Non factor. Couldnt do his glory boy party trick of swooping into rucks after some other poor prick has done the proper gruntwork as Sir was very very cross with his fat prick pals lying all over the shop
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches

    Come on Drua, dump these dopey LoLanders on their arses so the Blues can continue their Monster Chubby Power Surge up the ladder. Next stop; 8th place!!!!
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    I hope Killdozer Koalfacer Beehre gets a look in. AJ Lam too if Razor could extricate his tongue from Jordie Barrett's bumcrack for 3 seconds.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches

    We spent the morning at the family grave. The boy Z.Ero started speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand it. I think he may have been summoning The 3rd Goat Ventricle of Balthazar which of course would resurrect the Killdozer as prophesised in the 2003 Blues vs Orange Free State Rd 4...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    G&GR Rugby Referee Scouting Reports and Official IRB Database

    Ref Name: Angus "Don't Say" Mabey Strengths: has 2 eyes, can walk. That's it. Weaknesses: a coward, petrified to take professional responsibilty for the match he has been entrusted to take charge of. ZERO authority with the players. They'll ignore him and have a filthy great punchup just cos...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    G&GR Rugby Referee Scouting Reports and Official IRB Database

    Ref Name: Nic Berry Strengths: sharp, observant, relates well to players, not flustered, no ego/inferiority complex involved (unlike Dimwit Damo) Weaknesses: ex-Reds player so always has that hanging over him
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