2015S15 SA vs NZ matches

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^^^ yeah, nah, boet, I'd wait until no-one was looking & climb on the Horrorcanes bandwagon before so much as looking at the Bloos one.......

 

[PaarlBok]

^^^^^^^^^ yeah, nah, boet, I'd wait until no-one was looking & climb on the Horrorcanes bandwagon before so much as looking at the Bloos one...

I am very confident your team will bounce back. They always do. Where is the faith mate?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^ somewhat lacking at this point in the season, as it often is. Or laying in wait to roar back into life & rip the throat out've all youse other Muthafuckas. One or t'other, not sure which

 

[Dismal Pillock]

^^^^^^^ somewhat lacking at this point in the season, as it often is.

The Cantabs always come right. Slightly helpful when you've still got KIERAN READ and SAM bloody WHITELOCK to wander back in.
Cantabs get slagged off for their overly vanilla backline, i bet some in Auckland are silently wondering if the Blues problem isnt an inverse of that: TOO MUCH BROTOWN JAILBREAK FOLLOWED BY WFT DO WE DO NOW. Of course, I would never subscribe to such an uncouthly racist memorandii.
"Maybe the bros need a brotown coach?"
Pat fuckin Lam anyone?
"Maybe someone from outside the Blues area?"
David fuckface Nucifora, come on down!

We're doomed, I tell you. Bloody doomed.

Let me just repair to my photobucket to find my most doomed picture.

Gearing up for the Auckland Blues Xmas party.......

 

[PaarlBok]

Etsebeth probably out for the Chiefs clash. Chiefs by 55.

 

[Hawko]

Etsebeth probably out for the Chiefs clash. Chiefs by 55.

The Highlanders didn't do you any favours. The Chiefs will he smarting.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Finally, some cause for optimism with Dan Carter likely to be available v Lions:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/...against-lions-after-full-recovery-from-injury

Also potentially Franks, Sam W, Read & Nadolo........

 

[Hawko]

Finally, some cause for optimism with Dan Carter likely to be available v Lions:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/...against-lions-after-full-recovery-from-injury

Also potentially Franks, Sam W, Read & Nadolo....

Nice easy game to give them all about 50 minutes to re-acquaint themselves with the Super scene and then be good to go the next week.

 

[PaarlBok]

Finally, some cause for optimism with Dan Carter likely to be available v Lions:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/...against-lions-after-full-recovery-from-injury

Also potentially Franks, Sam W, Read & Nadolo....

Sound like an old age home you got there. The Lions will play with a lot more confidense, another win will be nice for them.

 

[PaarlBok]

Stormers:
15. Cheslin Kolbe, 14. Kobus van Wyk, 13. Juan de Jongh, 12. Damian de Allende, 11. Dillyn Leyds, 10. Kurt Coleman, 9. Louis Schreuder, 8. Duane Vermeulen (captain), 7. Siya Kolisi, 6. Nizaam Carr, 5. Manuel Carizza, 4. Jean Kleyn, 3. Vincent Koch, 2. Scarra Ntubeni, 1. Steven Kitshoff
Substitutes: 16. Neil Rautenbach, 17. Alistair Vermaak, 18. Frans Malherbe, 19. Ruan Botha, 20. Schalk Burger, 21. Nic Groom, 22. Demetri Catrakilis, 23. Huw Jones

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Chiefs

1. Pauliasi Manu , 2. Hika Elliot , 3. Ben Tameifuna , 4. Matt Symons , 5. Michael Fitzgerald , 6. Liam Messam , 7. Sam Cane , 8. Michael Leitch ** , 9. Brad Weber , 10. Aaron Cruden , 11. James Lowe , 12. Sonny Bill Williams , 13. Tim Nanai-Williams , 14. Bryce Heem , 15. Damian McKenzie

Replacements: 16. Quentin MacDonald , 17. Siate Tokolahi , 18. Jamie Mackintosh , 19. Michael Allardice , 20. Maama Vaipulu , 21. Augustine Pulu , 22. Andrew Horrell , 23. Tom Marshall

http://www.superxv.com/45786/1/chiefs-make-six-changes-for-unbeaten-stormers#.VQHoZYZkmrU

 

[Blue]

Stormers locks look really lightweight without Ysterbeth.

 

[Dan54]

^^^^^^^^^ yeah, nah, boet, I'd wait until no-one was looking & climb on the Horrorcanes bandwagon before so much as looking at the Bloos one... )

I'm watching you WOB

 

[Blue]

Chiefs

1. Pauliasi Manu , 2. Hika Elliot , 3. Ben Tameifuna , 4. Matt Symons , 5. Michael Fitzgerald , 6. Liam Messam , 7. Sam Cane , 8. Michael Leitch ** , 9. Brad Weber , 10. Aaron Cruden , 11. James Lowe , 12. Sonny Bill Williams , 13. Tim Nanai-Williams , 14. Bryce Heem , 15. Damian McKenzie

Replacements: 16. Quentin MacDonald , 17. Siate Tokolahi , 18. Jamie Mackintosh , 19. Michael Allardice , 20. Maama Vaipulu , 21. Augustine Pulu , 22. Andrew Horrell , 23. Tom Marshall

http://www.superxv.com/45786/1/chiefs-make-six-changes-for-unbeaten-stormers#.VQHoZYZkmrU

Looks weak.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Sound like an old age home you got there. The Lions will play with a lot more confidense, another win will be nice for them.

I realise it's been brought forward a little this year, but Too-old All Blacks season is still months away. In the meantime I suggest you put your ammo on top of your hot water cylinder - it appears a tad damp - & get your scope checked: that one would've missed the ballsack of an elephant with Enlarged Ballsack Syndrome

^^^^^^^^^ yeah, nah, boet, I'd wait until no-one was looking & climb on the Horrorcanes bandwagon before so much as looking at the Bloos one. )

I'm watching you WOB

My old man was born in Gore & went to Southland Boys so if the need ever arises I've got a spot reserved in the Clan lifeboat..........

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

CruSadists win a fortuitous penalty, DC slots it for 13-0 after 22. Lions scrum getting hammered & lineout looks a bit wonky, too............

Jantges has a chance to pull back 3 & does, 13-3.

McNicholl looks to have done his knee, Fonotia on.

Oranges, no further scoreboard action, all a bit scrappy, really.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Jantges knocks a difficult one over, 13-6 & Lions well in this esp if they can avoid getting too many scrum feeds..........

Two more Crusaders attacks come to nowt due to shit handling & ball security, unforced error count into double figures.............

Another Lions scrum penalty on their own feed & this time out comes the card as per the ref's warning late in the first half. DC posts it but comes up roses, knockon Lions so 5m scrum under the sticks, our ball.

 

[Quick Hands]

Is this ref a Kiwi?

Hands in the ruck from McGaw and Crusaders receive the penalty???

Every time Lions win a ruck the ref is standing between half and 1st receiver??

 

[Quick Hands]

Good to see Dan Carter back. Always a class act.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Taufua gives Jantges a forearm to the face (penalty?) 1m out but still comes down short, Ellis snipes but held up so another 5m scrum. Yet another scrum penalty, surely a PT coming up........

Yeap, PT awarded, had to happen sooner or later. 20-6 with 25 to go.

Try Fonotia out wide, floodgates starting to make some ominous noises (as they should, Lions being a man down). Carter from 15m in nails it, 27-6. Really need the 4-try BP, got 20min to do it..............

Lions back to 15 men.

Read forces the penalty, DC puts it into the corner. BP try time?

Fuckit, Nadolo goes over but brushed the touchline first. Not sure Lions are too keen on a defensive lineout 5m out, tho..........