Dismal Pillock
David Codey (61)
TJ mustve smashed into the broadcasting truck and edited itEdit: vid inexplicably doesn't show the sideline conversion nor the *salute* to the appreciative Cantab crowd"
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Auckland Blues Midseason Executive Scouting Report:
Alex Hodgman: plays the prop position
Kurt Eklund: him getting his shit well and truly together has to be one of the reasons for the Blues resurgence. Last we'll see of Alan Parsons thank fuck
Ofa Tuungafasi: straight up murdering people now. Fuck Joe Moody, it's Ofa Time
Patrick Tuipulotu: needs a breaaaaak. still killing it though. AB #1 Lock now, ahead of Semi Brainfade Sunset Time White Lock and BBBR Sabbatical who will come back old and rickety as shit
Gerard Cowley-Tuioti: still lightweight and short but really come on with honing his core tasks. another Blues resurgencerer.
Blake Gibson: played 60 minutes on the weekend without breaking. Incredible.
Dalton Papalii: has to be part of the AB blindside logjam. His tackling is what the newly tenured AB captain used to do
Akira Ioane: fucks me off. people see "fat lazy islander" but he's slogging his guts out, playing tight and killing it
Finlay Christie: you can't drop a guy for having a silly hairdo then pick a ranga instead. that dont make no sense
Beauden Barrett: sorry BB you're a 15. not a 10. telegraphed shovel passes = not a 10. Plus, it pains me to say, but Mounga is hell on stilts right now and doing what you used to do in 2015.
Caleb Clarke: getting better and betterrrrr. fuck Gorge Briiiiiiiiiiidge
TJ Faiane: top decision maker. Just keep Captain Darling Plummer on the bench please thanks General Leon Malchick
Rieko Ioane: AB centre. Goodhue hype machine had its shot and got turnstiled. IT'S TIME. 10-YEAR TENUUUUUURE
Mark Telea: can't catch. DO NOT SELECT THIS MAN FOR THE ALL BLACKS
Matt Duffie: senior pro still doing the biz. god knows how he made the AB's though