Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

[Dismal Pillock]

The number of 2024's All Konquering Killdozer Kogs in the run-on national team for the 0-36 pt 2nd half epochal capitulation vs The Boks*?: ZEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO.

*DO NOT say "Beauden Barrett", he is NOT an Auckland Blue, never has been, never will be. He is a Wellington Hurricane

 

[Tomikin]

The number of 2024's All Konquering Killdozer Kogs in the run-on national team for the 0-36 pt 2nd half epochal capitulation vs The Boks*?: ZEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO.

*DO NOT say "Beauden Barrett", he is NOT an Auckland Blue, never has been, never will be. He is a Wellington Hurricane

Oi @Dismal Pillock hows ya wife Nic White

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Oi @Dismal Pillock hows ya wife Nic White

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Me looking at the chair in which Z.Ero should be sitting in as he compiles the 2026 Auckland Blues Season Preview.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Z.Ero now compiling the 2026 Auckland Blues Season Preview.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Let me guess...

2026 IS OUR YEAR!*

* I really mean it this time...

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Let me guess...

2026 IS OUR YEAR!*

* I really mean it this time...

I dont care whose year it is, it will be a totally refreshing pleasure to watch a rugby football team selected on merit instead of the chickenshit agenda perpetuated by Supercoach, The Gnome and Mr New Age Learnings Verbiage Meister.

Beehre, Mcwhannel, Lam, Lowrider Funaki and, of course, #1 most hated Hoskins Sotutu and Dalton Papalii.

"Luke Jacobsen and Dave and ALB and all 3 tenured barretts and 5"6 Kirifi" GTFO out of here with that shit.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Z.Ero working long into the night on the 2026 Auckland Blues Season Preview .

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I think you're on a deadline @zer0...

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Auckland Blues New Onehunga Stadium Completed

--NZ Herald--

Construction has been completed on the Auckland Blues new home rugby ground. It is to be named "Akira Stadium" and is located in downtown Onehunga.

"Yes, we'll I mean they'll be playing all their home matches there from next season" said an unnamed former Auckland Blues assistant coach. "It cost $206 billion dollars to build the bugger but we've billed the Canterbury Rugby Union for it so it's all good."

"Due to its architecture it's not the easiest facility to access. For players and fans. Nevermind though, it's designed specifically to weed out the plastic types so we just get the real diehards in attendance. Righto. I'll see you pitchside."