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[The torpedo]

The Dismal One doesn't like it when someone shifts the goalposts..

But sometimes the goalposts are shifted to right in front of you

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Hmmmmmmm.......(checks post history)

After examining you post history, you have a certain dislike of an ex Auckland Blues inside centre who goes by the name of Luke McAlister. If the wallabies do not win a test this year, your avatar from the last wallabies test in 2016 until they win a game (whether that is in the 2017 test season, 2018, 2019 or whenever) is this chap:

I await your reply.

EDIT: another stipulation is if I win the bet, you must also EXPLICITLY MENTION Luke McAlister in every post you make from the last test of 2016 until they win their next test

Righto then, yer on.

ps GAHHHH

 

[The torpedo]

Can't seem to click anything

 

[cyclopath]

Can't seem to click anything

That's what you think. Dismal's malware has just taken root in your hard drive. You're proper fucked.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Righto then, yer on.

ps GAHHHH

I just had a scary-as thought: what it the Wobblies break their 2016 duck in Bledisloe 1? The horror! The horror!!!

 

[The torpedo]

That's what you think. Dismal's malware has just taken root in your hard drive. You're proper fucked.

According to my anti-virus scanner, there are no threats. Unless...........

 

[cyclopath]

According to my anti-virus scanner, there are no threats. Unless.....

There is always a threat..........It's Dismal Pillock.

 

[mst]

Can't seem to click anything

So is the Blues lifetime membership that you have signed up for by clicking the above value for money?

If you go to the Scamwatch site there is a warning for this site and links: Dismal Pillock

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

According to my anti-virus scanner, there are no threats. Unless.....

Yup, you guessed it, @Dismal's malware makes trashing your anti-virus scanner its first order of business. As @Cyclo says, you're properly fucked

 

[The torpedo]

So is the Blues lifetime membership that you have signed up for by clicking the above value for money?

I feel the exact same way as I do as a reds member.

 

[The torpedo]

fat fuckin chance after last nights Blues El Classico El Spasticio Capitulacionne
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here's one for Site Admin.

A big one.

I would offer my avatar and sig for the remainder of 2016.

I wager in Bled 1, in August, in Sydney, NZ will win by 20 points or more. NZ only win by 19 or less, you have my shit for 2016. Think about it. Camel's nuts avatars, Jazzhands Bonocock budgie smuggler signatures, the works. You could really go to town

All I ask is if NZ score 20 points or more, this front page logo...

... is changed to this old thing for a paltry 24 hours:

Only 1 fuckin day!

That's all I ask.

20 points. You know the AB's are slow starters at test season. Plus it's in Sydney. Always close there.

Will you try? Will you dare!?

For our wallabies 2016 bet Mr Pillock, if the wallabies lose by less than 20 in Bled 1, you must use the Luke McAlister avatar and explicitly mention Mr McAlister in every post you make for the rest of 2016. If the wallabies win.........I will also change my avatar to whatever you want (alongisde your avatar & explicity mention McAlister in every post). AB's win by 20+, only I will change my avatar. You on?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

haha very tempting but goddamnit this

and explicitly mention Mr McAlister in every post you make for the rest of 2016.

is just sheer terror. Do you know how many posts I make on this website in an average week?? Almost three!




ps passing on this message

Mr T.Orpedo, the Auckland Blues thank you for your continued support.

Charges will be reflected in your monthly statement.

I cannot believe it took this long for someone to finally click on it.

 

[mst]

Breaking News: Auckland Blues Membership jumps by 300%!

 

[The torpedo]

haha very tempting but goddamnit this is just sheer terror. Do you know how many posts I make on this website in an average week?? Almost three!

Think about it this way - you can unload all of your problems with Luke McAlister - it doesn't have to be positive stuff about him

 

[The torpedo]

Seeing as my bet against the wallabies winning a test won't be resuming until August I challenge the bumbies fans here to a avatar bet on the brumbies-reds match. If the reds win, every brumbies fan who took on this bet must use this avatar for 1 whole week:

If the brumbies win, I will use whatever avatar you can dream up for 1 whole week. The loser's avatar cannot be changed back until Friday, 8 June @ 7:30pm

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Wagering the Blues to tip over the Cantabs in Round 4.

avatar and sig and stupid team iconography in the corner up there for 1 week

 

[cyclopath]

Wagering the Blues to tip over the Cantabs in Round 4.

avatar and sig and stupid team iconography in the corner up there for 1 week

Surely you could have just PMed Waiopehu Oldboy, assuming he'd be the only taker!

 

[Teh Other Dave]

I'll take you up on that DP. You never specified which team in the upper right hand corner.

 

[The torpedo]

SP I want to take you on as well.

Penalty avatar:

Penalty signature:

Tasesa Lavea's grubbers add so much to the Auckland Blues attack

Penalty team icons - wallabies national team, reds super rugby team

I await your reply and your offer of penalty avatar, sig and team icons

 

[Dismal Pillock]

haha, that sig is an absolute shocker.

Torpedo, I can't lose to you both. Looks like TehOD was in first so i'm accepting his. Might have to find something else to wager over. Reds vs Cantabs this weekend?