G&GR Stubby Cooler Caption Competition - Nominations

[Moses]

I'll be placing a bulk order of G&GR Stubby Coolers in the next few weeks, and we need a funny quote for the back of it.

The caption will have to fit in a 90mm x 90mm square, so try and keep it concise.

Please reply to this thread with your entry, noting the following conditions:

• one caption per post
• enter as many times as you want
• you are free to develop suggestions of other posters, if a refinement wins we'll split the prize
• click 'Agree' in the bottom left of the post for any caption you would buy
• click 'Agree' as many times as you like
• the post with the most 'Agrees' will be the winner

The winner will receive 5 free G&GR Stubby Coolers when the order arrives.

 

[waratahjesus]

i'll only drink to here
_________________
richie mccaw

 

[RugbyReg]

"I'm peaking for the World Cup"

 

[Brumby Jack]

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous

 

[Scotty]

I'm not sure which I like best:

Reer or Bugby

 

[RugbyFuture]

training for some scrum weight.

 

[RugbyFuture]

the matt dunning stubby holder, knocks in the fat

 

[Jnor]

Recommended substitute for Qantas Wallabies Anti-Depressive Extract (QWADE)

 

[Moses]

Contents contain traces of QWADE

 

[Jnor]

Contents contain traces of QWADE

Plagiarism I tells ya!

 

[Moses]

Plagiarism I tells ya!

Just a more concise version, if it wins you can have the prize..

 

[cyclopath]

"Beer...is it in yet?"

PS - as the co-developer and joint patent holder for QWADES, I like Moses' caption better!! Sorry JNOR!

 

[Nusadan]

To 'Gag' or not to 'Gag'...

geddit?

 

[Scotty]

William Webb Ellis also invented Beer

 

[Scotty]

Beer goes better with 'Bill'

 

[Moses]

I'm not an alcoholic,
I only drink when McCaw is offside

 

[Moses]

Emergency Kiwi World Cup Kit

 

[Brumby Jack]

I only drink when McCaw is offside

Is that called for offisde or offside in general?
If it's the first one then you'd have to be a cadbury!

 

[Moses]

Is that called for offisde or offside in general?
If it's the first one then you'd have to be a cadbury!

When he IS offside - I updated the first sentence to make it clearer

 

[Ruggo]

go and get rucked.