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New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

Adam84

Steve Williams (59)
I was just thinking this, Silver Lake can't be too happy. I wonder how much the recent losses have devalued the brand.
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Dismal Pillock

Steve Williams (59)
All Black Forgets Own Job.

--NZ Herald--

All Blacks squad member Hoskins Sotutu has today confessed to completely forgetting what his own actual job is. "I think it used to involve outdoor work while wearing short pants and identical childrens costumes? Something like that anyway".

"I do have a dim recollection of there being grass at work. There might have been some weird tall poles arranged in some sort of H shape at either end of the field too? Although that sounds too strange to possibly be true. Might be an excerpt from a dream I had."

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"I think this might be what I look like? Don't quote me on that though"
-- All Black Hoskins Sotutu, unable to remember what he looks like.


"My job might involve tackle bags? The Gilbert X-5 with its polyurethane-enamel composite filling is a good choice. More give in it than the Adidas 888 with its new 66% styro/cush technology. Then there's the Mizuno A-26b, a solid choice, and the Asics Pro MK IV which I consider a big upgrade on the MK III. From there you have th
 

Dismal Pillock

Steve Williams (59)
NZR have announced AB will play Japan in Tokyo on 29/10 en route to U.K.
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Jamie Joseph and Tony Brown probably already have the entire mercenary frankenmessed J-squad in a kamikaze style locked-down training camp in the mountains - no expense spared - with the sole daily focus for the next 10 weeks being building up to this one match.
 

Dismal Pillock

Steve Williams (59)
If Razor says "yeah nah I'm good, not cleaning up that fat fucken dumbarses mess, ask me again after RWC so I can have a fresh start on the 4-year cycle" I can easily see the belligerent, bludgeon-brained NZRFU saying "yeah nah how about fuck you buddy, we're not here to cater to your beck and call" and picking some other crew, never to call Razor again and off he goes down the Robbie "if I cannot inspire great love then I shall inspire great hate" Deans overseas mercenary route for the next 20 years.

And yet the NZRFU must know that if they let Razor get away and go coach England or some other foreign arseholes, the shit they are copping now will be but a phantomed night-soil sepia seepage compared to the jackhammered anally depth-charged Vesuviusian brown magma shartblast they will be picking out of their teeth and eyelids for forever and a day if they fuck this up
 

qwerty51

Nathan Sharpe (72)
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Jamie Joseph and Tony Brown probably already have the entire mercenary frankenmessed J-squad in a kamikaze style locked-down training camp in the mountains - no expense spared - with the sole daily focus for the next 10 weeks being building up to this one match.
Or, like against Italy last year, you win by 60 and have a false sense of security.
 

Derpus

David Wilson (68)
If Razor says "yeah nah I'm good, not cleaning up that fat fucken dumbarses mess, ask me again after RWC so I can have a fresh start on the 4-year cycle" I can easily see the belligerent, bludgeon-brained NZRFU saying "yeah nah how about fuck you buddy, we're not here to cater to your beck and call" and picking some other crew, never to call Razor again and off he goes down the Robbie "if I cannot inspire great love then I shall inspire great hate" Deans overseas mercenary route for the next 20 years.

And yet the NZRFU must know that if they let Razor get away and go coach England or some other foreign arseholes, the shit they are copping now will be but a phantomed night-soil sepia seepage compared to the jackhammered anally depth-charged Vesuviusian brown magma shartblast they will be picking out of their teeth and eyelids for forever and a day if they fuck this up
Razor will take it. It's essentially a free swing at a world cup.
 

qwerty51

Nathan Sharpe (72)
I think they offer Schmidt the job until the end of the RWC and then Robertson. Schmidt wouldn't want it long term.
 

qwerty51

Nathan Sharpe (72)
Seems unlikely given Schmidt's circumstances.
Eh? I think those circumstances help him. He'd love the opportunity to coach his country, he already filled in (and they smashed Ireland...).

It's short-term and he'd only be away for like 4 months max (if he doesn't go on the EOYT this year).
 
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