New Zealand Rugby Team Watch
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Dismal Pillock
Nick Farr-Jones (63)
Hansen and Foster to stand trial for War Crimes against NZ Rugby.
--NZ Herald--
Ex-All Black coaches Hansen and Foster, both currently in hiding in Japan, will together stand trial at a NZRFU War Crimes Tribunal to be convened at NZRFU Headquarters.
The presiding judge The Honourable Rt. Hon Sir Michael Jones had this to say. "Their crime is engaging in treasonous activities not in the best interest of New Zealand Rugby Football. By stripmining hordes of NZ rugby players and boxing them off to Japan, in lining their own pockets for short term gain in order to aid the Japanese War Effort they have single handedly caused the death of the NPC and the demise of Super Rugby. Yes? What is it? Yes, you may approach the dock. I see. Let this filing be entered into the Official Register."
"The Court thanks you for this submission. It has been most helpful. Now then. Let me continue with sentencing. I hereby sentence Hansen and Foster to manually, and by hand, begin building a railroad from Burma to Onehunga. That is all. Court dismissed."
"Which one's Burma?"
-Fozzie.
--NZ Herald--
Ex-All Black coaches Hansen and Foster, both currently in hiding in Japan, will together stand trial at a NZRFU War Crimes Tribunal to be convened at NZRFU Headquarters.
The presiding judge The Honourable Rt. Hon Sir Michael Jones had this to say. "Their crime is engaging in treasonous activities not in the best interest of New Zealand Rugby Football. By stripmining hordes of NZ rugby players and boxing them off to Japan, in lining their own pockets for short term gain in order to aid the Japanese War Effort they have single handedly caused the death of the NPC and the demise of Super Rugby. Yes? What is it? Yes, you may approach the dock. I see. Let this filing be entered into the Official Register."
"The Court thanks you for this submission. It has been most helpful. Now then. Let me continue with sentencing. I hereby sentence Hansen and Foster to manually, and by hand, begin building a railroad from Burma to Onehunga. That is all. Court dismissed."
"Which one's Burma?"
-Fozzie.