Nick Cummins was right!

[Searsy]

... Badgers are bloody dangerous..

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.
Percy Foster's 3'6" body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

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[Swat]

It says something about Gorgon Ramsey's face when someone with dwarfism is the closest representation of his metled gumboot face.

 

[waratahjesus]

Dwarf lookalikes must be living large (no pun intended)

I can imagine the worry of his folks when they found out he wasn't normal at birth only to be overtaken by excitement when he started to resemble Gordon Ramsey, the joy would have been overwhelming.

 

[FairWeatherAussie]

Talk about taking the lemons of life and making lemonade. Born a dwarf AND looking like Gordan Ramsey, but he manages to turn that into a life of banging pornstars and driving bmw's. To bad about the end though.

 

[Jnor]

As interesting as this is, I think the 'rugby discussion' connection is rather tenuous

 

[Searsy]

Fair call

 

[cyclopath]

Potential thread of the year. Porn, dwarfs (?dwarves), Gordon Ramsay, diamond-encrusted Soda Stream and a badger.
It has everything.
Or should I say Everything Else, which is where it shall go.

 

[waratahjesus]

As interesting as this is, I think the 'rugby discussion' connection is rather tenuous

I kinda liked the loose 6 degrees of Nick Cummins thing.

 

[Searsy]

Potential thread of the year. Porn, dwarfs (?dwarves), Gordon Ramsay, diamond-encrusted Soda Stream and a badger.
It has everything.
Or should I say Everything Else, which is where it shall go.

Wikipedia has an answer for everything....

For dwarf, the common form of the plural was dwarfs —as, for example, in Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs— until J. R. R. Tolkien popularized dwarves; he intended the changed spelling to differentiate the "dwarf" fantasy race in his novels from the cuter and simpler beings common in fairy tales, but his usage has since spread. Multiple astronomical dwarf stars and multiple nonmythological short human beings, however, remain dwarfs.

 

[BarneySF]

I think Tindall may have been there as well:

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/u...ing-night-out-allegations-20110915-1kb37.html

 

[Ralto]

"....Tindall, who recently married Zara Phillips, granddaughter of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, had "kissed and groped" a blonde while watching a dwarf-throwing contest."

There was I worried he wasn't going to fit into the Royal Family