Now that joker is just great chat!!The AAGPS School Holidays rugby camp guide....as requested by Older Slower
WARNING- The is called humor.
The Scots College
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After rising at 8am to the sounds of a Louis XV Special harp and the cultured sopranos from Kambala girls choir, the Scots boys gather on the ocean side porch to dine on fresh fruits, pancakes and specialised "milkshakes" all the way from the former USSR sports labs, now working for the Chinese Olympic team. Soon after their obligatory injections to help with the "muscle flabbiness" the boys all gather in the hyperbaric chamber for pilate stretching, interpretive dance and hot nude yoga. A light lunch of oysters, lobster, Fairy bread sandwiches (with suspiciously large large oval shaped pills) washed down with Chateau de Fuqup (look it up) makes way for the afternoon drill session. After a short helicopter ride, the boys arrive on the back lawns of the Frank Lowy estate. Here the boys must be careful to not disturb the pink flamingos and peacocks which stroll around the manicured grounds. Afterwards, they enjoy a quick communal shower in the waterfalls of Perputual smugness. Cocktails are then consumed and dinner is served all the while wearing their latest Italian black tie that mummy bought after her latest jaunt to Rome with her tennis coach. Dishes such as roast baby fur seal, rack of Siberian tiger and casserole rhino are all washed down with "Uncle Mings" special feel good "juice". For afters, it is off to the lounge to smoke cigars and to congratulate themselves on how incredibly awesome they are. Soon the bedtime gong is rung by the captured Cranbrook boy and it is off to bed, being dressed of course in the silk pajamas daddy gave them. As they lay on the Sferra Capri Honey Egyptian Cotton Sateen sheets covered in a Scooms Hungarian goose down duvet the boys dream of world domination as Uncle Camembert told them so.
Rare peak at the Scots dining room.
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