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Just received this picture taken by a year 10 scots boy with his drone. If you look closely you can see the poor groundskeepers struggling to keep their equipment afloat. Sporting activities this morning had to be cancelled after students were swept into the harbour. I don't know much but I do know this: naval tactics will be required to succeed tomorrow.
This is one of the leaked maneuvers I received from a SHORE boy this week. As you can see their battle strategy relies on a stagnant Scots forward pack, who I am told are yet to invest in floaties for their props. Through careful rigging of their jerseys, Shore believes they can achieve greater maneuverability throughout the battlefield akin to captain cook by erecting sails, using the lightweight nature of their backs as cannonballs.
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Shore's bouyant lineout will definitely benefit from the surface area of Galligan when maneuvering amongst the rest of their fleet, and it will be crucial for them to stay vigilant about the wind behaviour across the course.
Gentlemen, expect to see your preconcievals of GPS footy challenged significantly this Saturday. You will be bewildered. You will be shocked. And most of all, your hearts will become aflutter as once more schoolboy rugby breaks new grounds, persevering through otherwise impossible barriers.
⁍ bosh bosh, reporter out ⁌