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[Dismal Pillock]

 

[LeCheese]

 

[John S]

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

 

[cyclopath]

"Bark like a dog, nice...now squeal like a pig!"

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"My grandfather bought your grandmother, she cost him a blanket and a musket."

 

[Drew]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"You will never complete the 'Wordle' game even once in your whole life. You are far too stupid."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"Oi. Schmidt. Can you hear me through your fruity little earpiece there? My name is Tomikin and I have severe mental issues but that's not important right now. I am here to tell you that I have computer hacked my way into your earpiece to let you know that you are f****ing fired mate. Yes, at halftime. Now pack up your s*** and f*** off back New Zealand c***."

 

[John S]

"I knew I was taking on a hard job, but I didn't know I was taking on a total basket case"

 

[Strewthcobber]

Joseph Schmidt's Heart of Darkness

Anything approaching the change that came over his features I have never seen before, and hope never to see again. He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision—he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath: “‘The horror! The horror!”

 

[cyclopath]

"Not sure what's worse - the game or this shit Wallabies hair dye running down my face..."

 

[John S]

Can those cameras stop staring at me? I don't do desperate well

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[John S]

"Why oh why did I say yes to this job after Eddie left?"

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"No need to check the big screen. I still have all the hair and you still have none of it."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[oztimmay]

Looks like you find our ideal outfit for the wet t-shirt competition later tonight at Dismal's house.
Also looks like you've quite warmed up for the event. Should be a ripper.

 

[John S]

C'mon mate, put those tiny man boobs away

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"Nice shade of 'cotton wool white' there, princess....."