Yes, yes... 450 should do it ...
Hey, anyone else remember that Test (perhaps only last year) when this bunch of chaps called the Proteas ran down a record score of some variety to take the WACA Test? And then backed that effort up with a complete humiliation in Melbourne as their debutant star batsman and one of their fast bowlers smashed us to the fence in one of (if not THE) largest grounds in world cricket?
I'm sure once we rack up 500+ and have Graeme Smith's heart on a platter I'll be confident. Until then, I await the imminent collapse of our bowlers' cerebral functionality as their captain shits his pants upon JP Duminy looking the slightest bit aggressive, removes all the slips, and lets the flowers run rampant on a ground not much bigger than my outstretched scrotum ...
Ash said:
Johnson, who looks to have bowled well. Wonder if NTA was watching...
NTA was not watching.
NTA was busy mounting an offensive against his remaining brain cell on a boys' camping weekend1.
As a result, NTA was, quite frankly, too rat-arsed to give fifteen moderately-sized pieces of sheep shit that Johnson (and the world) managed to actually discover he is a batting allrounder with the help of what is, for all intents and purposes, a wicket suited ideally to his style and short attention span.
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1 And the little bugger got away again!