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naza said:
cyclopath said:
You guys wear slips? To stop your panties showing?

To match their handbags.

LOL...None of you would get past the Rat. I guarantee I'd also put 10 tries into you lot.

However, I could be persuaded. What was that post about a King's Court sponsorship ?
I would never pay for it but hey if it's free... :lmao:
 

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LOL...None of you would get past the Rat. I guarantee I'd also put 10 tries into you lot.

Sounds like we'd never get near you with that wall of hot air coming t'other way 8)
 
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LOL...None of you would get past the Rat. I guarantee I'd also put 10 tries into you lot.

Sounds like we'd never get near you with that wall of hot air coming t'other way 8)

My form depends on 3 things...

A) That I don't get dirty.
B) That I don't have a hair out of place.
and
C) How many pretty girls are watching.

My talent and intelligence is also above any sort of forward play whatsoever. They do their job and I score all the tries. Simple really.

In fact one day my stupid coach put me in the second row. Yuck... It was horrible. I dry reached the whole time until finally I had to deck one of their forwards I was that upset and was sent off.

I also chipped a tooth.
 

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Phil Waugh (73)
I'm sure your partner was right on the sidelines to comfort you :)

How did the Convicts go this year BTW?
 

Thomond78

Colin Windon (37)
Along with the San Francisco Fog, they even had a documentary made about them while at the Bingham Cup. Went well, by all accounts; to their (rare) credit, the IRFU backed it properly, and there were even full Irish internationals wandered along to give them a bit of encouragement - which is proper order, as anything that gets anyone playing the game is a good thing.

Although I still think the comment from a colleague of mine remains the best assessment ever; "It's nothing to do with sexual orientation; I'm gay, but even I think backs are poofs..." :lmao: :thumb
 

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I actually know a couple of the guys from that team. They'd be very handy in our 1st XV. I'll see if I can get them to join the Scarf.
 

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Lindommer said:
Nick, didn't the Sydney Convicts win the world-wide gay competition in Dublin?

Yeah but their regular Subbies team never beat the Renegades in 5th Div 2nd Grade, so they can't be that good... :) They'd be a better team with their ring-ins (pun intended :))
 
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LOL... I was only joking. I did play a couple in the 2nd row and at breakaway.

Knew F'all about scrummaging but by golly from blindside breakaway I could get to the 5/8th's outside shoulder in a flash. Always a yawning hole in country rugby.
 
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I met one of them recently. A Scotts old boy. Tall bloke, who played a bit at Uni. Looked alot younger than his actual age, which I think was about mid 40's. Nice bloke.
 
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