Derpus
George Gregan (70)
There goes the basis for 98% of your memery
Worst Commentator Pole Action
- Thread starter Dismal Pillock
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There goes the basis for 98% of your memery
Teh Other Dave
Alan Cameron (40)
Can Stan just find some commentators who aren't bitter and won't spend 80min + stoppages hanging shit on the game? Command of the English language is not essential, but would be an improvement over the previous lot (with the notable exception of Clarko).
The last 20 years of Australian commentary have largely been the NRL marketing department's dream.
The last 20 years of Australian commentary have largely been the NRL marketing department's dream.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
Pharewell To Phil.
OH CRAP, sorry, wrong pic, never mind that one.
John S
Chilla Wilson (44)
Must be tired - first read that as memory - and thinking what does Kearns have to do with him remembering anything lol
waiopehu oldboy
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Quick Hands
David Wilson (68)
You only have to compare Bill Lawry and Ian Chappell to confirm this theory.
wamberal
Phil Kearns (64)
On the other hand, Richie Benaud was an absolute master of the craft.
John S
Chilla Wilson (44)
FOr that ridiculous hat he was wearing on day one of the cricket?
wamberal
Phil Kearns (64)
Which category does "Skull" O'Keeffe fit into? He is just so awful, in every way. Very mediocre with the ball in hand.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
As Nisbo's heir to the AB test match play-by-play throne I would take Rikki Swannell in a heartbeat ahead of that biased shrieking disdainful anti-Auckland fucktard Tony Johnstone.
Yes, Rikki Swannell.
A WOMAN.
Most of NZ's boofhead male rugby fraternity would flee into the jet-black night at the thought of a woman commentator entrusted to call All Black test matches but she is so damn good at it.
I don't even think of her as some sort of affirmative action choice, she just seems like the best person for the goddamn job.
Yes, Rikki Swannell.
A WOMAN.
Most of NZ's boofhead male rugby fraternity would flee into the jet-black night at the thought of a woman commentator entrusted to call All Black test matches but she is so damn good at it.
I don't even think of her as some sort of affirmative action choice, she just seems like the best person for the goddamn job.
Dismal Pillock
Simon Poidevin (60)
My neanderthal aural adjustment protocol has progressed thusly:
her 1st match：my walnut brain just could not compute and adjust
her 2nd match: after about 30 mins I sort of got used to her
her 3rd match: after about 5 mins didnt notice she was a woman.
her 4th match: YESSSS, not TJ.
her 1st match：my walnut brain just could not compute and adjust
her 2nd match: after about 30 mins I sort of got used to her
her 3rd match: after about 5 mins didnt notice she was a woman.
her 4th match: YESSSS, not TJ.
John S
Chilla Wilson (44)
So maybe a reverse of this one? "World's best commentator"? (or any variation on the theme)
Finsbury Girl
Trevor Allan (34)
And yet I find myself thinking the opposite. He is dreadfully boring and so is Turinui. Half the time they have no clue on the laws of the game.
I won't be happy until we see Jaybor and Sauce on the mics.
wamberal
Phil Kearns (64)
Who?
Merrow
Arch Winning (36)
Mostly just you I think. Most people that I’ve spoken to rate them highly
wamberal
Phil Kearns (64)
They are so much better than Greg Clark.