The Mighty Wallabies - the Movie

[waratahjesus]

ive been giving this alot of thought and i strongly believe that the wallabies have been plotting this loss of form, injury run and harder draw in the world cup to forfill a contract with Disney to make a movie about there path to glory.

Now i know there is two ways these movies go,

1)the Wallabies face adversity go into half time in the final down by plenty before an old man (probably Campo) enters the change room and tells them he believes in them allowing them to overcome the odds and win with the last play of the game.

2) they lose at the final hurdle, but JOC (James O'Connor) and Quade realise that the real victory is the love they have found in each other.

so question is, who are you casting, why, which version, and finally, do you have a fantastic half time speech to deliver.

best ideas may be subject to a short film if some GAGR pplayers can be found to star.

 

[Braveheart81]

Morgan Freeman would be great as Jim Williams. He could really bring a lot to what would essentially be a non-speaking role.

 

[matty_k]

After half time in the final they emerge from the change rooms in jerseys that are a mixture of the 91 & 99 jerseys. Much like every Mighty Ducks movie.

 

[Set piece magic]

Maaaaatttttttttt DAAAAAmoooooooooonnnnnnnn

no idea for who, just love repeating that name in the Team America voice.

Perhaps Pocock?
No, O'Connor
That's it, Matt Damon can be O'Connor

 

[Braveheart81]

Surely Justin Bieber would play James O'Connor.

Matt Damon could grow a mo and play Pat McCabe.

John Malkovich would be excellent as Squeeky Moore.

 

[cyclopath]

After half time in the final they emerge from the change rooms in jerseys that are a mixture of the 91 & 99 jerseys. Much like every Mighty Ducks movie.

Be better if they came out in duck outfits and scored a few tries while the oppo pissed themselves ...

 

[Swat]

Sharpe = Vin Deisel

Also Mortlock makes a return to the team in the final played by Bruce Willis

 

[matty_k]

Samuel L Jackson with Pulp Fiction afro is Radike.

 

[Happy]

Sylvester Stallone for Robbie Deans - cause no one can understand him when he talks.

 

[light]

Kepu - Samuel L Jackson
Moore - Bruce Willis
Horwill - TBC.
Sharpe - Vin Deisel
Elsom - Funny guy off Wedding Crashers, Owen Wilson?
Pocock - Arnold Schwatzeneggar
Samo - Laurence Fishbourne
Genia - Martin Laurence/ Chris Rock
Cooper - The Rock, tattoos and stuff.
JOC (James O'Connor) - Beiber
McCabe - Matt Damon
AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) - TBC
Beale - I'm sure we can find a mexican actor, who's that dude in all the drug cartel movies.

Changed my mind, Brad Pitt as Robbie Deans (anyone who has ever seen Snatch will understand).

 

[Brumbies Guy]

Luis Guzman to play Kurtley Beale

Keiran Lee (actor of sorts..) to play Quade Cooper

Wesley Snipes to play Digby Ioane

Nelly to play Will Genia

 

[Groucho]

Nick Cage as Rocky Elsom

 

[Swat]

Ant and Saia Fainga'a

 

[tigerland12]

hahahahaha Kieren Lee, what have you been watching Brumbies_Guy?

 

[Groucho]

Alvin Chipmunk as Drew Mitchell

 

[Swat]

Alvin Chipmunk as Drew Mitchell

Couldn't we just put a temporary tattoo on Ben Aflecks face?

 

[jollyswagman]

Ant and Saia Fainga'a

Thanks for making my morning coffee come out of my nose Swat! LMAO

 

[ntrugby10]

Enrique Iglesias to play Rod Davies, who makes some sort of shock appearance at the final

 

[Swat]

Maaaaafoood was tricky but I found the perfect actor, he has stared in 3 hit films, the last of which sits 7th on the list of highest grossing films of all time.

Spot the difference:

 

[Swat]

Giteau has been really hard, trying to find another human with a haircut like his is nigh impossible (even google image searches of Rhianna and Lady Gaga couldn't cut it), so I've gone with 2 people: one who covers off hair and attitude and a body double for filming any actual rugby.

Actual Hair:

Hair and Attitude:

Body Double:
[video=youtube;BkmRTjfFZ3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkmRTjfFZ3w[/video]