I'd love to be in a position to fly over there with my hiking kit and some spare clothes, buy a 2nd hand car, and drive all the way from the top to the bottom, stopping where I pleased. Get to know the locals, drop in on some mates I've made through rugby, and generally seeing what there is to see.
Fresh air, fitness, sight seeing at my own pace, and no wife or kids to bitch and whine about how uncomfortable things are.
Bliss. Take about 8 months starting in late winter up north, then finish down south before the really cold weather sets in.
So the kickstarter will be in two stages:
1) Get rid of the mortgage
2) Fund the trip
I expect all you pricks to be
extremely generous given my contribution to your otherwise average lives.