It actually hurts my brain with the what if's when I think about that player. 2011 Super semi, he's carving up on a sunny day in Bokke Land. This is the future, super titles beckon, the next dynasty, All Black great in the making, the next coming of Cullen, but by then he's already proven to be the raging enigma history will now judge him as so OF COURSE, he limps off in the semi, you fuckiin KNEW he would, Auckland flame out and scuttle off to the Super Cellar where they've dwelled like cross-eyed crippled cockroaches ever since. Won 2 away games in the last years? Or was it 3 from 2? I dont even want to fuckin know.
Incredible too how fine the ministrations are for judging AB careers. Toeava comes up too quick out of the line on D twice in the same half, trytime at other end, and thats all you rememeber for his AB career. Vito once detached too early from a defensive scrum and cops the blame for a try down the other end. What else has he done in black? Fucked if I know but thats all I remmeber and that must've been 5 years ago. Seemingly minor clotfarts in FUCK Major forged indelibly on the brain, while the reels of insane youtube highlights are crossly relegated to somewhere beneath a forgotten staccato symphony of changing shed cattlestops.
