Indeed UTG, even Joker was lost for words - which is a considerable achievement in itself.
Thanks for the shout out Quickie...have been working on an element hinted upon by B&W in regards to meals. I give you the breakfasts of the AAGPS....mmmm
The Kings School.
A full English breakfast including bacon, sausages, mushrooms, baked beans and eggs, and a beverage such as coffee or tea. Usually served on mummy's finest china in the conservatory at 9am
Shore School
Just like their Puritan cousins of old the Shoreman start their day with coarse, dark bread with butter or cheese and porridge washed down with a large glass of Pauls farmhouse gold full cream milk. Usually eaten in the parlour after morning prayers.
Newington College
A real mix up of styles that have evolved over the past decades. Still there is the traditional Kagianas (Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes and Feta) and Olive and Feta Bread – Eliopsomo enjoyed by the Greek lads, while the newly arrived Tongan boys enjoy traditional tongan pancakes wrapped in 3kg of bacon. All are enjoyed while sunning themselves on the slope of Johnson oval.
The Scots College
No one really cooks in Bellevue Hill, so the private jet has to be sent out for a collection of morning goodies such as the Zillion Dollar Lobster Frittata from Norma's NYC, the Gulls' Egg Omelette from Boisdale, London and The Bacon Bling sold at Tangberrys UK. All washed down with a large mug of Dr Rodchenkov special morning "milkshake" from the local milk bar in Sochi. Got to keep them boys growing!
St Ignatius College
After the morning ritual of congratulating themselves for being born View boys, they will often be found tucking into a large stack of Espresso Waffles with Mocha Drizzle or Apple Cinnamon Bostock. Those who don't like the sweet with enjoy the Kimchi, Bacon, and Egg Danish. Of course Champagne is a perfectly acceptable breakfast beverage. All served while sitting around the pool watching the staff weed the lawns.
St Joseph's College
To keep the boys mean and keen for the weekend ahead, the Joeys kitchen have been known to serve food that inspired fear, terror and desire to eat grass. While the watery, green coloured powdered eggs do induce dry retching, and many young teeth are broken on the stone cold toast, the best dish is found to be the cold baked beans with small bits of fatty bacon. Of course a boy can fill up on the real boarding school terror of three day old cooked pork sausages and mixed with cold tinned spaghetti. All washed down with gallons of cheap, nasty tea.
