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All Sloppy Rig/Dad-Bod XV

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
Andy Goode

Few others come to mind:

Richie Mccaw: probably never did a bicep curl in his life.
Ben Alexander: looked like every bloke down at the pub
Ben Smith: how the hell did he even break 1 tackle? Zero guns!
 

Tex

John Thornett (49)
Morgan Turinui
Matt Dunning, pre instagram diet
Byron Kelleher!
Os Du Randt
Lloyd Johansson
Totai Kefu (zero rig for such a damaging player)
 

Tex

John Thornett (49)
I reckon the pasifika boys will be duking it out with the afrikaners for starting spots in this team.

Too much taro in the islander diets; too much red meat for the dutchmen.
 

Adam84

Nick Farr-Jones (63)
Andy Goode, actually played pretty well even in his more rotund days.
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Braveheart81

Will Genia (78)
Staff member
Andy Goode's 3 day bender following the European Champions Cup win is stuff of legends. He has to be captain of this team.

The goal of this team is guys who were surprisingly good despite their physical attributes.
 

Adam84

Nick Farr-Jones (63)
im going to throw out Rupeni Caucaunibuca, didn't look like much, but jeez he could play...


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3. Ben Tameifuna
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6. Owen Finnegan
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8. David Lyons
9. Piri Weepu
10. Andy Goode
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13. Morgan Turinui
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15. Ben Smith
 

Drew

Bob Davidson (42)
john hipwell didn’t look like much but hell of a player. Tony Shaw was another one. Breakaway. Add to that dusty hare and bill Beaumont
 

Mr Wobbly

Alan Cameron (40)
Culum Retallick for Lock Foward

Edit: the wide angle lens isn't doing him any favours here, TBF.

Second edit: not an international but did play for four Super Rugby clubs.

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