All-Time Crim 1st XV

[Dismal Pillock]

DV

This particular crime always draws the ire of The Selectors. http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/all-time-crim-1st-xv.15143/page-12#post-910047

Whoever this Sheehan clown is he is now very much on the selectors radar. And that is not a good thing.

 

[Beer Baron]

All a bit cryptic, BB. Any details you can share?

Sorry.... Couldn't bring myself to post, and thereby admit, I was on news.com.au.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Lopeti Timani fined €10K for "doing a Begby" on a French nightclub bouncer:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby...ed-17000-after-bottle-struck-a-french-bouncer

Fav snippet: "I'm sorry I threw the bottle away, I didn't mean to hurt anyone, I didn't aim, it was over my shoulder."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Lopeti Timani fined €10K for "doing a Begby" on a French nightclub bouncer:

"I can play lock and flanker by the way. C***ts".

 

[Number 7]

I can't believe I haven't seen this thread before - its my new favourite thread. Not sure if you've seen this one:

Simon Poidevin - stock market manipulation, banned by ASIC: https://www.smh.com.au/business/ban...-services-for-five-years-20200414-p54jkp.html

 

[Tex]

Good material. We started sorting this into a blue collar/white collar XV and the pretty boy stock market fraudsters need all the help they can get against the motley crew of axe murderers and kiddy fiddlers.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

OMG, Simon Poidevin got OLD. Damn.

Some stockmarket bullshit about "the effect of creating and maintaining an artificial price" hardly seems like axe murder though ffs.



completely off topic but I saw an old 90's wobs jersey a bit like this in the recycled store down the road. if anyone wants it and would reimburse me for it, i'd gladly send it on

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Gotta be a back-office spot for this bloke:

"The vice-president of the Georgia Rugby Union has reportedly been arrested after a shooting at the union’s headquarters in Tbilisi."

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/122809926/shooting-at-georgia-rugby-union-hq

 

[RugbyReg]

OMG, Simon Poidevin got OLD. Damn.

Some stockmarket bullshit about "the effect of creating and maintaining an artificial price" hardly seems like axe murder though ffs.



completely off topic but I saw an old 90's wobs jersey a bit like this in the recycled store down the road. if anyone wants it and would reimburse me for it, i'd gladly send it on

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yes - I would like that jersey!

 

[Jimmy_Crouch]

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yes - I would like that jersey!

I have a long and short sleeve version of this jersey that I wear to tests. Get so many comments and cheers. People bloody love it

 

[Dismal Pillock]

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yes - I would like that jersey!

oops, Japan to Aus airmail is currently blocked due to virus. Only surface available which could take months to get there.

will have another look in the recycled shop. Of course I'll have to delve deeply into my disguise kit of fake mo's and glasses if I actually take the plunge and carry this object of hatred from the racks to the shop counter. A lifetime of unendurable, unimaginable shame would commence if one of my 1.3 friends actually witnessed me with such an article of clothing in my hands.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

sorry Reg, some bugger must have bought the shirt. I didn't even look how much it was the first time as I didn't want to touch it and get cootees.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

**BREAKING NEWS**

Henry Tromp has been benched! His long, long murderous tenure at hooker is over! Come on down, Zane Killian! FFS the new nutjob even has "kill" in his surname! To the manor born!

https://www.sarugbymag.co.za/former...niKLGeW7E4AyITfHmYUXP-8ZCmn8ZjWotMCYphNrJt5zo

Front row review:

1 Parmeet Dabas: murdered 3
2 Zane Killian: copkiller
3 Bees Roux: cop killer

bench: Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker

Selector's Final Verdict: "All lives are equal but sorry Henry, killing a cop tromps I mean trumps killing a farm worker"

 

[brokendown]

could be the signing of the year!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Selectors deliberating whether this dingus is eligible: https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-league/54383355

Suspect he might be, having played test rugby, albeit only for 8 or 9 seconds.

He might also have a shout at the All Airport XV too. Potential DDI status. (#dipshits_dual_international)

 

[Drew]

I saw him ^^^^ getting a traffic infringement one time, glad I didn’t snap a pic, I like my teeth

 

[Tex]

Selectors deliberating whether this dingus is eligible: https://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-league/54383355

Suspect he might be, having played test rugby, albeit only for 8 or 9 seconds.

He might also have a shout at the All Airport XV too. Potential DDI status. (#dipshits_dual_international)

Look there's evidence of criminality here and the DV allegations certainly bring him into contention but it's a very competitive squad.

He'd be a shoe in for the Flog Fifteen

 

[Drew]

Any thoughts to jerseys? Bright orange? Black and white stripes? Those convict arrows?

 

[swingpass]

definitely the old style black and white hoops, including the shorts

 

[Ulrich]

Don't know if his name has been thrown in here, but Rob Howley and Rudolf Straeuli to be considered for the coach of this team.

One for a betting scandal and the other for Staaldraad.