All-Time Crim 1st XV

[waiopehu oldboy]

Brendan Mullin (50+ caps for Ireland just prior to professionalism), accused of fiddling €573,000 from a Bank he was a Director of.

Former Irish rugby star charged with $1m bank thefts

He played 55 tests and three World Cups, now he's accused of deception, false accounting and theft.

www.stuff.co.nz

 

[Beer Baron]

Brendan Mullin (50+ caps for Ireland just prior to professionalism), accused of fiddling €573,000 from a Bank he was a Director of.

Former Irish rugby star charged with $1m bank thefts

He played 55 tests and three World Cups, now he's accused of deception, false accounting and theft.

www.stuff.co.nz

The lessor fildding crime.

We must be good for an A vs B trial match. (Each with support crew).

Need a women's team too for equality.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

We must be good for an A vs B trial match.

Looking at the WTG, theyre miles better players than the 1st XV. Hore, Hayman and Woodcock, all-AB front row. But then again, the WTG don't have 6 convicted murderers in their forward pack.....

Would be one HELL of a matchday thread. Perhaps an annual occurence. Someone find a gap in the calendar!

"..... oh God, 1st XV captain Michael Quinn, the notorious convicted paedophile, is now being chased down the sideline by his own teammate! It's flanker Joseph Ntshongwana and he's brought his axe onto the field with him! Make it four, Joseph, make dirty filthy Kiddie Fucker Quinn victim number 4!....."

 

[Brumby Runner]

What would the players have to do to each other to guarantee selection again next year?

 

[Beer Baron]

Maybe we could split a north vs south hemisphere match.

 

[Drew]

If convicted, would Blake Ferguson qualify? He hadn’t actually played a game.

 

[Tex]

Edit: bad source.

 

[Rugbynutter39]

If convicted, would Blake Ferguson qualify? He hadn’t actually played a game.

Good to see building nice depth for all time crim xv. Ferguson was so keen to get on board he just peaked too early

 

[Drew]

Good to see building nice depth for all time crim xv. Ferguson was so keen to get on board he just peaked too early

You can’t question his ambition. Execution not too flash though.

 

[Tex]

England international rugby union player arrested on suspicion of the rape of a teenager | JOE.co.uk

An England rugby union player has been arrested on suspicion of the rape of a teenager and was held on Sunday following the report of an attack.

www.joe.co.uk

Bullshit accusation made.

 

[Members Section]

bullshit accusations redacted.

trash comment with zero basis

Sale statement on 'allegation and arrest' of one of their players

Rumours have swirled around Sale since a story broke on Tuesday evening that an England rugby player was arrested last Sunday.

www.rugbypass.com

 

[Rugbynutter39]

You can’t question his ambition. Execution not too flash though.

He would also be candidate for the dumbest global xv

 

[Drew]

He would also be candidate for the dumbest global xv

He’d probably need to learn Roman numerals.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

If convicted, would Blake Ferguson qualify? He hadn’t actually played a game.

The selectors have issues the following statement.

"The drongo in question was too thick to even negotiate managing to step foot on the field as a rugby union footballer. Therefore he remains a mumgoball moran4life and as such is INELIGIBLE for team selection. Nice try though, shit-for-brains."

 

[Drew]

The selectors have issues the following statement.

Fair enough. A bit like NoVax and the AO, he thought he was bigger than the game. his sheer arrogance and stupidity has cost him the prestige of making the team.

 

[Kenny Powers]

The selectors have issues the following statement.

Still in jail in Japan, and probably the last league player who will try his hand at rugby union in Japan. Japanese rugby union will be better for keeping the league players out.

Blake Ferguson still behind bars in Japan as ex-NRL star’s career switch in tatters

Ferguson still behind bars in Japan as ex-NRL star’s career switch in tatters

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Former All Black Zac Guildford sentenced on fraud charges totalling $100,000

The troubled ex rugby star illegally accessed his grandfather's online banking nine times, and then convinced a friend to fund bogus legal costs.

www.stuff.co.nz

Congratulations, numbskull. Through sheer persistence and repeated offenses you have forced your way into the starting XV.

1 Parmeet Dabas: murdered 3
2 Zane Killian: cop killer
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Michael Quinn ©. Melbourne Chargers. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck.
6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 B.Kelleher: drunk and disorderly + innumerable crimes, many of them against All Black heritage. VICE Captain (haha, "Vice", get it, that's even worse than being regular captain of these arseclowns)
10 Paddy Jackson: rape
11 Zac Guildford: stealing money from his own grandad, bashing up the ladies, drunk driving, getting naked in Rarotonga etc etc etc
12 Japie Mulder: teen rape
13 Craig Wells. raping children.
14 Alejandro Puccio. triple kidnap/murderer
15 Glen Ella: nicking 20 million from kids charity

 

[Drew]

It’s not often you choose your captain from the wing, but he’s certainly putting his case forward to the selectors

 

[Rugbynutter39]

Former All Black Zac Guildford sentenced on fraud charges totalling $100,000

The troubled ex rugby star illegally accessed his grandfather's online banking nine times, and then convinced a friend to fund bogus legal costs.

www.stuff.co.nz

Congratulations, numbskull. Through sheer persistence and repeated offenses you have forced your way into the starting XV.

Zac Guildford been so impressive to maintain his form for many years. Making sure his name is automatically top of the list for selectors. A true professional who has mastered his craft here.

 

[Rugbynutter39]

Still in jail in Japan, and probably the last league player who will try his hand at rugby union in Japan. Japanese rugby union will be better for keeping the league players out.

Blake Ferguson still behind bars in Japan as ex-NRL star’s career switch in tatters

Ferguson still behind bars in Japan as ex-NRL star’s career switch in tatters

www.foxsports.com.au

With the record of league players in union you almost want to fast track any league who comes over to union to development squad for all time crim Xv as pretty high probability they will be contention for starting 23.