Steve Williams (59)
To be fair to the lad, some of those headphone jacks on the sides of the armrests can be quite difficult to find.breaking a TV screen and swearing
Statement issued by the selectors:
Mr Jantjes, we thank you for taking your first steps towards representing The Alltime Crim 1st XV.
However, you do have a LOT of work-ons if you are going to foot it with the rapists and murderers in the 1st XV. A bit of f-ing and blinding in business class isnt exactly murdering the whole cabin crew with an axe is it Elton?
BY BETTER, WE MEAN WORSE.
SHOW SOME COMMITTMENT.
KILL THEM ALL.
--Aunty Doris Gunston.