Michael Lynagh (62)
Come on dismal Blake Ferguson at least deserves a bench spot as almost the fastest to screw up after the ink not even dry on his contract. Surely he deserves honourable mention status.
Former All Black Zac Guildford sentenced on fraud charges totalling $100,000The troubled ex rugby star illegally accessed his grandfather's online banking nine times, and then convinced a friend to fund bogus legal costs.www.stuff.co.nz
Congratulations, numbskull. Through sheer persistence and repeated offenses you have forced your way into the starting XV.