1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
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3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
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6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.
7. Gary Glitter. Very "hands on" player.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
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10. Julian Assange. Can't play him at fullback, he'd just keep trying to seek asylum in the in-goal.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
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14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15 The Unabomber.