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Prison Baddies XV


Ted Thorn (20)
Aaron Hernandez would have to get a spot. 6'1" and 111kgs. Tight End so he's got great hands. He hits so hard he could kill a man. Put him at 12. Lethal.


Ken Catchpole (46)
Ben Roberts-Smith could soon attract the scouts' eyes.

Built like a brick shithouse, about as tall as one too, and likes to get into the dirty work - perfect second rower.

I hear he's got a decent boot on him too.

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
  • must have name recognition
Ben Roberts-Smith

Dismal Pillock

Simon Poidevin (60)
1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.
7. Gary Glitter. Very "hands on" player.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
10. Julian Assange. Can't play him at fullback, he'd just keep trying to seek asylum in the in-goal.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15 The Unabomber.