Prison Baddies XV

[Braveheart81]

Rolf Harris is no longer eligible having been released from prison.

He'd definitely make the side though.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

crikey. back at his flash house in Berkshire. 91 now.

"Hey, paedo, what's the camera for?
"Camera? What camera?"

 

[KOB1987]

Pretty standard to hang a SLR camera around your neck when you take out the rubbish isn’t it?

 

[Members Section]

Lets make a splash here & chase some cross code talent, no i'm not talking rugba leeg how about the king of white line fever AFL's Ben Cousins could be a massive coup

 

[Drew]

How about the unabomber? He seems a bit short, probably would insist on an 8 part ball made of hand stitched leather with a pigs bladder or something like that

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Not sure anyone outside of Australia would know who Cousisns is.

---oooOOOooo---

G. Glitter is also a seasoned tourist.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

sorry, no idea who "Cousins" is.

Hell yes to The Unabomber.

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.
7. Gary Glitter. Very "hands on" player.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10. Julian Assange. Can't play him at fullback, he'd just keep trying to seek asylum in the in-goal.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15 The Unabomber. Get it? He puts the bombs up. Ahh fuckyuz, nevermind

 

[Dismal Pillock]

4. Bill Cosby.

 

[Drew]

Suge Knight, rap label head? He’s a big unit, murder charge. Tight five?
Might have said it before and not sure if he died but Phil Spector would/would’ve made a good 9, total control freak.
Otherwise Kid Creole, from grandmaster flash and the furious five. It really depends how famous famous is. There’s probably close to a xv of nfl players alone and Jarryd Hayne, et al

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Suge Knight, rap label head? He’s a big unit, murder charge. Tight five?
Might have said it before and not sure if he died but Phil Spector would/would’ve made a good 9, total control freak.
Otherwise Kid Creole, from grandmaster flash and the furious five. It really depends how famous famous is. There’s probably close to a xv of nfl players alone and Jarryd Hayne, et al

Two problems with NRL players: it's low-hanging fruit, and nobody outside of St Mary's and Deception Bay know who they are.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Recently "dropped":

B.Madoff
J.Epstein
R.Harris

 

[Marce]

12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield

El chapo at 12? Not even at school rugby. He's 1,68 cm. Half back in the best of the cases

 

[Marce]

Two problems with NRL players: it's low-hanging fruit, and nobody outside of St Mary's and Deception Bay know who they are.

To be fair, they are quite famous in Northern England, PNG and South Auckland

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Mike Tyson for Hooker? Plenty of experience surely.

178cm, 100kg

 

[LeCheese]

Mike Tyson for Hooker? Plenty of experience surely.

178cm, 100kg

Ineligible

Selection Criteria: currently incarcerated.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Ooopsies.

How about Joe Exotic at 9. I assume this is what Matt Henjak will look like as well.

 

[KOB1987]

I'd probably move the Unabomber to 13 now that Jarryd Hayne is eligible for selection.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Subway Jarrod could add some bulk dependant on his current regime. Game of inches

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Hayne and "Exotic" lack the required name recognition to be eligible for this rugby football team.

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright...
7.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9. G.Glitter
10. Julian Assange
11. O.Pistorius. parole board hearing: pending
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
13
14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Subway Jarrod though.. cmon you don’t want that 6 inch