Awesome.
By the time all you fair weather supporters slink off I'm gonna be left with the best seats in the house and no queue for my beers.
It's not the players fault - I'll still support them.
I sincerely hope that is typed with your tongue firmly engaged in your cheek.
The clever folk at Monty Python’s Flying Circus predicted this 40 years ago:
King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.
Jim Carmichael: When he first came here, he had a bad record. Everyone said I was daft to appoint a coach with a bad record, but I appointed him all the same, just to show them. Ewen coached instead of him at first. So I got rid of Ewen in the second year. And that year we forgave him ‘cause he was new. So we kept him on. Attendances fell, injuries mounted, players left, and there was till no improvement in results. In fact they got worse. But this time, we’ve given him even less to do. And that’s what you’re going to get, Queensland, the strongest Coach in all of the world.
Secret footage obtained from Ballymore Boardroom and CEO's office.