The Big V

[Scarfman]

Your post goes straight to the pedants' thread, Moses.

 

[RugbyReg]

had a quick chat to the GP this morning about it. She doesn't do it there, but they do it at a suburban doctor over at Kenmore - suburban vasectomies! Shees.

Anyway, the only thing she said that I hadn't thought of was in the case of death.

What happens if my wife or one of my kids die. God forbid. Would I then want to have the opportunity to have another?

Hmmmm...

 

[Gagger]

Simples - you just freeze a few bullets, which which will also be a boon to the future of society as they look to create the perfect rugby player using the great Noddy's genetic material.


Apocryphal tale: Friends of ours had 3 daughters. He had the chop. Year later she runs off with her best friends hubby (no, not me). A real mess.

Happy ending though - being a stinking rich banker now working outta Switzerland, he's now attracting younger models. Luckily he's got a few frozen yogurts put away

As the GP said - you never know what's around the corner!

 

[cyclopath]

There are options. PM me if you want the long version, Noddy. Happy to provide some info and / or advice.

 

[mark_s]

had a quick chat to the GP this morning about it. She doesn't do it there, but they do it at a suburban doctor over at Kenmore - suburban vasectomies! Shees.

Anyway, the only thing she said that I hadn't thought of was in the case of death.

What happens if my wife or one of my kids die. God forbid. Would I then want to have the opportunity to have another?

Hmmmm...

Thats why we are trying the mirena option.

 

[Gagger]

There are options. PM me if you want the long version, Noddy. Happy to provide some info and / or advice.

I'd be happy putting my balls in your hands cyclo

 

[cyclopath]

There are options. PM me if you want the long version, Noddy. Happy to provide some info and / or advice.

I'd be happy putting my balls in your hands cyclo

Easy to say all the way over there, mate! :lmao:

 

[Gagger]

Mate, if my aging process continues at this rate, they could stretch over there pretty soon

 

[cyclopath]

Mate, if my aging process continues at this rate, they could stretch over there pretty soon

There's an operation for that too! I won't describe it here, for reasons that are self-explanatory.

 

[RugbyFuture]

you guys are sad, sad people

 

[TheRiddler]

And thats why you keep coming back.

 

[Lindommer]

There are options. PM me if you want the long version, Noddy. Happy to provide some info and/or advice.

Bugger this PM caper, we want the gory details up here where we can all read them. Nodster, Scarfy set the tone, it's up to you to keep us entertained.

 

[Thomond78]

Physician, heal thyself? Ah I forget - you're not a student of the physick, but a barber...

Well, yes; but remember, when others say they can't quite put their finger on it, Cyclo can.

And has the armpit-length rubber gloves to do so, too...

 

[Thomond78]

By the way, have I mentioned that after reading this thread, I'm curled up in the foetal position, cupping the boys and keening gently? No? How very remiss of me...

 

[Biffo]

There are options.

Be careful, blokes. I had a discussion with an eminent urologist recently while we were awaiting some test results.

I asked "what if ... ...?"

He smiled maniacally and said: "then I will cut you".

 

[Biffo]

Harden the f'uck up.

Meechai, the great birth control in Thailand (Geelong Grammar boy, don't you know), introduced mobile vasectomy "clinics"** many years ago and they have been very successful. Up to the bus, into the bus, snip snip and leave.

** euphemism for chop shop

 

[Jury]

By the way, have I mentioned that after reading this thread, I'm curled up in the foetal position, cupping the boys and keening gently? No? How very remiss of me...

Me too. I've cringed all the way through but find it strangely compelling ... :nta:

 

[PaarlBok]

Vokket I miss all the fun and have good advice. Nods try reverse gear Boet, you did it as a young man. Have to admit tho once you learn the fishing boy making one it become a bit difficult, meaning the lie still and throw deep one. Always a trick to deal with the right situation.

 

[RugbyReg]

cheers Park. Just heading over to babel fish to work that all out.

 

[Aussie D]

Anyone had their member snipped?

My wife and I are currently debating whether I should have it done or not. She is concerned about health aspects associated to having it done.