FYSHWICK - ACT
You can get foot long fireworks in Fyshwick.
You can get footlongs without going to Subway...
Where do you start? Marital Aid Supermarkets! In my day we called them Porn shops or adult stores. there are shitloads of these things down here, so if you and the missus want the "Throbbing Gristle of Love" ( trademark to me ), call in to Fysho and ask for the under the counter throbber
It is a nondescript shitty part of a shitty town in a shitty territory. Filled withg public servants that want to wife swap with someone who has a better looking wife than theirs. This is a tough ask to say the least.
There are innumerable eating joints down here that suck the tax payers dollar dry regarding the public servants using the old "sustenance" on the tax receipt.
As far as MILF's go. Just walk away because there is nothing to see here.
They also have a footy comp down there that nobody cares about because the vikings own it and run it and win it. Any decent player down there should go somewhere else to further their career. auburn maybe?