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Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

Discussion in 'Rugby Discussion' started by cyclopath, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. zer0 Alan Cameron (40)

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    With seven rounds left in the regular season, we find ourselves just over half way through the season. We also find the mighty Auckland Blues Professional Rugby Football franchise holding steady in 4th place on the 2020 SR table. Yes that's fourth from the top, not the bottom, you cheeky c*nts. Here's the proof.

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    Using advanced mathematics, we're able to project these results forward and confidently predict (p = 0.all-the-zeroes-1) that the Blues will maintain this steady level and make their first postseason appearance since what must be sometime around Egypt's 18th Dynasty.
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  2. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Another table exhibiting Advanced Mathematics in motion;

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    The numbers never lie.

    Particularly the number 1.
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  3. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    Akira tires of lockdown protocols, makes a dash for KFC.
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  4. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    ^ interestingly, NZ's Covid-19 Alert Level 3 has been described as Level 4 (aka lockdown) but with drive-through KFC.. hang in there, big guy :).
  5. waiopehu oldboy Tim Horan (67)

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    "'This is our city' - Blues join up with All Blacks legends in Auckland foodbank"

    Sir Iceman & Eroni have roped in their boys & some other Loss Bleus' to help out with their food bank. Some 'canes cast-off or other* also turned up, apparently:

    https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/spo...in-up-all-blacks-legends-in-auckland-foodbank

    * EDIT: can't get a screen-grab to upload so you'll have to either watch the vid or take a wild guess as to who said 'canes cast-off might be :).
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  6. Dan54 Paul McLean (56)

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    Probably just some useless back that doesn't know if he a pansy No10 or glory boy 15 WOB!!!!
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  7. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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  8. KiwiM Watty Friend (18)

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    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12332825


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  9. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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  10. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Is the 4 mins 12 seconds the time any player managed to go without full cranial deconstruction brain-fart?
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  11. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    At sea level, yes.
  12. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    What about at Loftus or Blom?
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  13. Dismal Pillock John Hipwell (52)

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    LOL, I think the time zone difference from the Pitcairns to Loftus is longer than 4 minutes and 12 seconds! MORAN.
  14. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    I thought the Pitcairns existed outside time?
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