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Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

Discussion in 'Rugby Discussion' started by cyclopath, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. Dan54 Mark Ella (57)

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    Probably just some useless back that doesn't know if he a pansy No10 or glory boy 15 WOB!!!!
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  2. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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  3. KiwiM Ted Thorn (20)

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    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12332825


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  4. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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  5. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    Is the 4 mins 12 seconds the time any player managed to go without full cranial deconstruction brain-fart?
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  6. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    At sea level, yes.
  7. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    What about at Loftus or Blom?
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  8. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    LOL, I think the time zone difference from the Pitcairns to Loftus is longer than 4 minutes and 12 seconds! MORAN.
  9. cyclopath Phil Waugh (73)

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    I thought the Pitcairns existed outside time?
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  10. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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  11. Brumby Jack Steve Williams (59)

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    Pray for Dismal after the big rumour doing the rounds.
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  12. zer0 Dick Tooth (41)

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    For the uninitiated:

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12337041

    EDIT: Also this.

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby...-to-be-on-verge-of-shock-super-rugby-comeback
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  13. KiwiM Ted Thorn (20)

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    Leon MacDonald and the Auckland Trolls. I love it.
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  14. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    [IMG]
    "It's ok, just a brief resurgence, they've only
    got Beaudy and it's not like any true Cantab
    legend would ever go and play for them..."
  15. The torpedo Peter Fenwicke (45)

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    Dismal probably blowing a load rn
  16. The torpedo Peter Fenwicke (45)

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    Jailbreak rugby is back on the menu boys
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  17. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    wft just went through all 812 pages of this thread cleaning up all my dead gif links. What a miserable trudge that was. fffs most of my posts are just increasingly forlorn and exasperated tirades in 88pt font.

    BUT ALL THAT HAS CHANGED NOW.

    THE WORM HAS TURNED.

    Over to you, Razor;

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    "SILENCE!

    "I DEMAND COMPLETE AND UTTER AND TOTAL SILENCE.

    "Now then. As we all know, this is an extremely distressing and trying time in all of our lives. It sickens us all to have to come to grips with the vicious, vicious, vicious rumour that the laughing stock of New Zealand rugby, the Auckland Blues rugby football team, have now won SEVEN rugby football matches in succession STOP FUCKING CRYING WOULD YOU! I SAID SILENCE, DID I NOT?

    "Now, granted, this purported string of winning results registered by these alien klutzes of questionable lineage is still an unsubstantiated rumour at this stage, and we have lodged our usual numerous match-day corruption investigations through our legal intermediaries, as we do whenever the Auckland Blues register a winning result on the rugby field, but we must prepare for the worst. There is the possibility, however unthinkable to all upright opposably-thumbed Cantabrians, that the July 11th fixture between your local heroes the Crusaders and the filthy Jafa wanker Blues could, possibly, at some juncture in the match, become vaguely competitive I KNOW, I KNOW, this alarms me too and believe me, I want my mummy right now too. But together we can quell this foreign threat and restore righteous piety to our monochromatic world of deified bloodlessness and purity.

    "Righto then. You can fuck off home now. Blessed be The Vag, Holy be the Don Hayes etc etc. Oh, hang on, umm, sorry Razor, any closing words you wanted to add?"
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  18. waiopehu oldboy David Wilson (68)

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  19. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    Beauden Barrett's Auckland Blues Career:

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  20. Dismal Pillock Geoff Shaw (53)

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    3 more sleeps until the Polynesian Basketball Blitzkriege Jailbreake Rebel Alliance bravely fly directly into the blackened heart of the malevolent Darth Star to slay the faceless stormtroopers of death. Godspeed the Vortex.
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