Scotch, gin, red wine, cook books (I love cooking, and the Pet Shop Boys - I apologize for nothing!), shoes, new glasses (the drinking kind), and a new phone from the girlfriend.
I also have two 450g 100 day grain fed, dry aged rib eye steaks, obtained from Hudson Meats for the sum of one arm and one leg. And piles of beer. And puerco pibil. And a selection of good cheese. And chimichurri. And chilli and garlic prawns. And a larb. And, like Bruce, no-one to bother me.
Oh yeah! I have all the tastiness! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
I may have already had a couple of beers. Hehe.